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[elon changes white house wifi password via doge backdoor]

submitted 5 minutes ago • 2 comments

"Mentally I'm here you fuckaas bitch"

submitted 19 minutes ago • 0 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 1 hour ago • 302 comments

Build Back Bananas

submitted 20 minutes ago • 0 comments

Hey folks, having kind of a rough day and could use a little pick me up--I wanna pivot from food for a second and talk MUSIC! For every 10 likes on this post, I'll share a personal favorite album. Hopefully it might spark some fun discussions about the artist/album/favorite songs, etc

submitted 4 hours ago • 37 comments

Such beauty in life

submitted 2 hours ago • 66 comments

Please follow my blog *throws blog off a cliff*

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Cool the guy who ruined my favorite website is fighting with the guy who ruined my favorite uncle

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

I was so scared that when it happened it would be anticlimactic or quiet and, gang, it's nice to have a pleasant surprise!!!!

submitted 2 hours ago • 17 comments

Time to drop the really big bomb:

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submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 2 hours ago • 30 comments

we really needed this, so happy for us right now 🫶

submitted 40 minutes ago • 0 comments

I haven’t seen so many people this energized since that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

submitted 1 hour ago • 95 comments

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

submitted 1 hour ago • 146 comments

This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours

submitted 1 hour ago • 14 comments

my entire tl rn

submitted 1 hour ago • 5 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 1 hour ago • 925 comments

WHO KILL WHO FIRST

submitted 1 hour ago • 9 comments

Granted, I should have updated each stage along the way, but it was just much lazier for me to wait until today

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The funny thing abt this is that suspending Elon's security clearance might make all of Trump's other retaliatory suspensions look less suspect.

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

man in my day people would make virtual singers the old fashioned way, with 2D and 3D software, this is bullshit he's produced some bangers but you could probably train an ai to make a timbaland song in about 15 minutes

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.

submitted 2 hours ago • 258 comments

The enemy of my enemy is an even bigger little bitch

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

submitted 2 hours ago • 103 comments

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

submitted 2 hours ago • 516 comments

I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE. Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high. By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

submitted 5 hours ago • 128 comments

grabbing hands, grab all they can (everything Count's)

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Bananarama travels in bunches but always single-file, to hide their numbers

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

We've secretly replaced everyone's dubs for Ls. Let's see if anyone notices.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

*sweats my lack of technique

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

far less elegant is a choice

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Brad's Medicine would be a good name for Jon Bon Jovi's pharmacist

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Two Knacks, both alike in dignity, for My Sharona, where we my, my, my, I, yi, woo!

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Papier-mâché! At The Disco

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

funniest thing happened at work today: turns out my unorthodox methods, once considered dangerous and heretical, are the only strategies that can save us from an enemy whose tactics are, some might say, as unconventional as my own

submitted 12 hours ago • 18 comments

Kid graduates high school today Today's the day Today is the Mother Fucking Day

submitted 11 hours ago • 10 comments

𝗟𝗶𝗹𝘆 🍔 and 𝟯𝟴 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 followed you.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

oh, you couldn't get a switch 2? why don't you switch 2 worshipping our lord and savior instead

submitted 10 hours ago • 24 comments

Everyone is always accusing me of "bringing about a thousand years of darkness". First of all I didn't "bring it about" I was just there when it happened. Second of all any one of us could've mistaken that accursed tome for a takeaway menu

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment