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I'm sorry but the largest protest of my lifetime is not the 7th or 8th biggest news story in the country behind "what does Gen Z want from Instagram?" This shit is humiliating. Rearrange your layout to meet this moment. Omitting the thing happening in every American city is malpractice.

submitted 10 minutes ago • 114 comments

i'm at the pride parade, i'm at the protest, i'm at the combination pride parade and protest

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

that FL sheriff fella saying "We will kill you" hits lil'diff today

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 5 hours ago • 290 comments

search your heart, you know it's whack

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

everything the monkey's paw af

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

hey siri set reminder to "enjoy things"

submitted 160 days ago • 5 comments

get that shit flowin’ Sierra Mist blowin’

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

No more sidewalks, it’s time to hit the streets.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

MN PD playing the realest game of Amongus right now

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Someone online once said I wasn’t funny. I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

repeating my typo to myself like i'm chanting a rosary in a film while the killer is putting an axe thru my door

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

*puts Jason back in the attic

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

i ordered starbucks at work today & i was waiting outside my company’s door for the delivery person & i see a guy coming towards me w a bag so i grab it & say “hi is this for kim?” & he grabs it back & says no it’s my lunch so i look up and it’s one of the attorneys i work with so i have to quit now

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

pulling up to the deli counter with a crisp bill like gimme twenty bucks worth

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

my teenage nieces watching my IG stories instructing them to punch a cop

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

believe them when they tell you

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

the bhup-a-dee of your bop-a-doh-bo is deafening 🐹

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

A little song, a little dance, the most sincerest apologies in advance

submitted 297 days ago • 0 comments

Shyly LaBoof

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Take an enchilada or just an enchalittle, whatever you need

submitted 218 days ago • 1 comment

an overabundance of 'do not want'

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

whipper? I hardly even snapper

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

HARRY: "Watermelon sugar high, watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar high, watermelon sugar high Watermelon sugar" *on the phone WATERMELON SUGAR: "Yes Harry, I hear you, can you hear me?"

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

and just when we needed them the most, they were gone

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm angry that heading to a protest in America today means accepting a high risk of injury or death

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

We can’t all be jackasses on the internet at the exact same time or can we

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

ok so one more time around did not do it now what chris cornell

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

FUCK IT, WE BALL. (I’m gonna rewatch “Paddington 2” at 1am.)

submitted 16 hours ago • 8 comments

people are not the worst but they can be the wurst with a medium grind

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

who up making that Posse Comitatus

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

"you have started to look cruel in pictures" is some shakespearean shit

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

lord grant me the serenity to buss it

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS? *Ziggy pats pockets as if checking for keys*

submitted 628 days ago • 2 comments

Vinegar doesn’t get enough credit for all the magic it does on cucumbers, and yes, other vegetables too, but mainly cucumbers, gosh, would you let me finish?

submitted 248 days ago • 3 comments

there are so many weird and wonderful things in the world entirely because of Japan and I am very thankful for this ᵈᵒᵐᵒ ʸᵒ

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

fellas got it pretty easy, why back in my day, we had to deal with the Wrangler, who was one tough customer, let me tell you, and one thing you could count on was the Wrangler knowing what he likes when he sees it (ooh) and one thing he liked was busting that creepy-ass little buddy lee jeans fkr

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

and iiieeeii had a feeling that i belonged iiieeeii had a feeling i could be someone be someone, be someone

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

danger high travoltage

submitted 259 days ago • 1 comment

instead of only just taco trucks on every corner we could mix it up maybe a noodle truck and a gyro truck and an empanada truck and a soup dumplin' truck and an Indian curry burrito and samosa truck and a waffle truck and a corn dog truck and a patisserie truck with cinnamon croissanughtnuts and cof

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

When BigXthaPlug said “Ay?” I felt it

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments