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the point where ai becomes intelligent enough to make a believable girlfriend is also the point where it's intelligent enough never to date a dude who wants one

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

BAHA MAN: knock knock OTHER BAHA MAN: who’s there BAHA MAN: who let the dogs out OTHER BAHA MAN: who let the dogs out who BAHA MAN: who who who who

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

a skeleton crew sounds really cool tbh

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

My eyes see the beauty in many different people . . . unfortunately, there are times I am disappointed when my ears hear their ugliness.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

hey, man, nice sexbot

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Don't forget that it's Bring Your Daughter’s Weed To Work today

submitted 40 minutes ago • 0 comments

it would be very funny if all the protesters didn't show up tomorrow and it was just a bunch of cops and soldiers running around looking for something to hit

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

as happens every monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and sunday night, i am annoyed it's about to be bedtime

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

sweep the leg dust the elbow wax the coccyx

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Is it bad when the public can't tell our government security officers from criminals? It seems bad

submitted 12 hours ago • 11 comments

Name a more versatile mythical creature than the Pegasus, I'll wait

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

My super yacht brings all the orcas to the bay, and I’m like, “shit”

submitted 291 days ago • 0 comments

gonna finally have to sell my pogs

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

*rolls entirety of lower 48 in Gold Bond Medicated Powder (green bottle)

submitted 344 days ago • 1 comment

Scottish breakdance academy named Pop McLachlans

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

nobody, you soggy dipshit or i would retire after a couple of years of being one of the toughest dudes on whatever block in whatever crew needs me

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

I hate to second-guess a soldier's decision making, but Sgt. Pepper would have been better off hiring actual musicians versus taking the time to teach the whole band to play I mean it would be different if it was all pianos but everyone having a different and distinct instrument had to be difficult

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

This woman literally shot her own puppy.

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

Hell yea

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

OnlyFams channel but it's just us eating endless breadsticks and zuppa at the Oli. G.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

stood up, said that shit with her chest

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

just saw your message still out burning waymos? callme

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

what's upchuckles

submitted 265 days ago • 1 comment

it's funny, if you think about it

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Who up cheering the oh's of they honey nut?

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I convinced AI that Lorem Ipsum is actually an uncrackable code language that humans created so that we could safely talk about AI without AI knowing what we are up to, and now we wait.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I'm very mechanically-reclined *pulls lever; leans back

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

crazy the richest man in the world cannot afford empathy

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It's not that I don't high, I'm just really care

submitted 362 days ago • 0 comments

My employer and I have 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 agreed that my badge access will no longer work.

submitted 231 days ago • 1 comment

Rikki don't Tikki that Tavi

submitted 241 days ago • 6 comments

thug life is short for "tightly hugged life"

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Rob Liefeld's favorite band is Little Feat

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Post a ten year old pic of yourself. (little something for the fellas)

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

One thing I really enjoy doing is the bare minimum.

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

an in memoriam for all the waymo cars who valiantly gave their lives in the fight against ICE

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments