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All generalizations are false. My karma ran over my dogma. Opinions are those of my employer, not mine. Pronoun: The royal "We". Mystery Spot, CA, USA Radical militant centrist "You're all crazy!" -- The Old Man / Catch 22
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Thanks to these 5 accomplishments, I have just been informed by a DOGE staffer named "Skippy" that my official US Government profit sharing check will be sent to me tomorrow via FedEx. (They were going to send it to me via the US Mail but then Skippy remembered that DOGE had terminated the USPS.)

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To this day, even years later, I still just cannot understand why nobody killed & ate Mr. & Mrs. Howell during the first week on the island. ...

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I'm sitting here trying to think of any single thing that President Musk or Vice-President Trump have done in the past 32 days that isn't either (a) illegal or (b) reprehensible or (c) both. Anybody? C'mon people! Throw me a bone here! What am I paying you for?

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👇👇👇👇👇👇

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When do we start converting all of the U.S. interstate freeways into toll roads?

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TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

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👇👇👇👇 THIS!

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Any time that I see ANYTHING advertised on TV I feel pretty sure that whatever it is, it is overpriced useless bullshit. www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

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HOLY FUCK! This is HUGE! Pancreatic cancer is almost always fatal within just a few years, at least in the absence of a transplant. This is what killed Steve Jobs.

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This may be the clearest example yet that Trump is just a thug. And he's going to end up just like the main thug in the movie "On the Waterfront" (1954), i.e. powerless.

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Here are five questions the public should be asking about the hostile takeover of the National Archives and why the answers matter:

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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A press conference scheduled to follow the meeting between Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and U.S. presidential envoy Keith Kellogg on Thursday was reportedly cancelled at the U.S.’s request.

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Minnesota is now South Manitoba. I don't make the rules.

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Kash Patel was confirmed as the FBI Director, which completes Trump's handover of America to Putin. As a child who practiced bomb drills in school in case Russia attacked us during the Cold War, this sickens me. #ProudBlue #PutinsPuppet #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

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This is how it's done friends.

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One word: Extortion

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CARTOON OF THE DAY

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NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. https://propub.li/43487Tj

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