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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Definitivamente o roteirista do Brasil é um gênio!

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Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

Minha mãe xingando o carnaval como uma socialite de Copacabana e eu mandei bem de leve: só reclama do carnaval quem não trabalha Silêncio 🙏🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

it is a simple unspoken rule: swasticars must be smeared (and their owners mocked) on sight

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thing is AIs will make up citations and links, so you'll have to verify all citations and links yourself anyway, this wastes more time than it can save - on top of that the internet is now full of AI regurgitated sites and, when AI feeds off of AI, you get slop

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 4 days ago • 619 comments

.. ♫ .. ♪ .. ♫ ..

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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

submitted 6 days ago • 2244 comments

O Brasil é o maior produtor de café do planeta, mas o agro exporta praticamente tudo e o que sobra pros brasileiros é "mistura para preparo de bebida sabor café".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Isso aqui 🤌

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

submitted 9 days ago • 345 comments

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

submitted 11 days ago • 80 comments

duvido isso dar certo em pleno capitalismo mas, tomara que eu esteja completamente errado e isso não apenas dê certo, como também vire moda e que a moda pegue

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lol

submitted 12 days ago • 52 comments

"home office nao resolve o transito" olha fera tem 40 anos que governos estao tentando alternativas para resolver o transito... ...so que coincidentemente todas essas alternativas sao obras de bilhões q enchem o bolso dos amigos deles Que tal tentar algo gratis que beneficia a sociedade dessa vez

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Pra quem não sabe a bandeira de Minas surgiu assim

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

🚨 Uma marca bilionária lançou uma campanha onde entregou um produto para diversos influenciadores e disse: "Divulguem. Os vídeos com mais engajamento ganham prêmios." Ou seja, trabalho gratuito para uma empresa que faturou 50 bilhões em 2023. Surreal. 🧵👇

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

submitted 14 days ago • 52 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 16 days ago • 155 comments

you know women within sight of this cracker instinctively cover their drinks

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Suspension Bridge xkcd.com/3048

submitted 14 days ago • 549 comments

My favorite song from Hamilton was They Wouldn't Let Us In So We Went Back Home (reprise)

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

You are standing at the doors of the Department of Education. Around you are many congresspeople and your political supporters. In front of you, there is one old white guy in a brown shirt and a locked door. > say please The guy said no. > exit game