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Eat the rich. Feed the poor.
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submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 18 hours ago • 326 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Definitivamente o roteirista do Brasil é um gênio!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Looks like my app has been updated and, while it is now in every way worse, it's also New and Different, which is what I demand as a consumer

submitted 1 day ago • 38 comments

Minha mãe xingando o carnaval como uma socialite de Copacabana e eu mandei bem de leve: só reclama do carnaval quem não trabalha Silêncio 🙏🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

it is a simple unspoken rule: swasticars must be smeared (and their owners mocked) on sight

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

thing is AIs will make up citations and links, so you'll have to verify all citations and links yourself anyway, this wastes more time than it can save - on top of that the internet is now full of AI regurgitated sites and, when AI feeds off of AI, you get slop

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1064 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

submitted 4 days ago • 617 comments

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

submitted 6 days ago • 2241 comments

O Brasil é o maior produtor de café do planeta, mas o agro exporta praticamente tudo e o que sobra pros brasileiros é "mistura para preparo de bebida sabor café".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Isso aqui 🤌

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

submitted 10 days ago • 345 comments

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

submitted 12 days ago • 80 comments

duvido isso dar certo em pleno capitalismo mas, tomara que eu esteja completamente errado e isso não apenas dê certo, como também vire moda e que a moda pegue

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 12 days ago • 52 comments

"home office nao resolve o transito" olha fera tem 40 anos que governos estao tentando alternativas para resolver o transito... ...so que coincidentemente todas essas alternativas sao obras de bilhões q enchem o bolso dos amigos deles Que tal tentar algo gratis que beneficia a sociedade dessa vez

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

Pra quem não sabe a bandeira de Minas surgiu assim

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

🚨 Uma marca bilionária lançou uma campanha onde entregou um produto para diversos influenciadores e disse: "Divulguem. Os vídeos com mais engajamento ganham prêmios." Ou seja, trabalho gratuito para uma empresa que faturou 50 bilhões em 2023. Surreal. 🧵👇

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

submitted 14 days ago • 52 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 16 days ago • 155 comments

you know women within sight of this cracker instinctively cover their drinks

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Suspension Bridge xkcd.com/3048

submitted 15 days ago • 549 comments

My favorite song from Hamilton was They Wouldn't Let Us In So We Went Back Home (reprise)

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments