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mikeproper.bsky.social
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This is NOT an ick

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Legit lol at THIS summary of today

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I love the Rally House commercial because it's got Cramblin-Duvet written all over it

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There's only one meme for a day like today

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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It's Pride Night at Nationals Park tonight and, conversely, I find it interesting the Cubs have not acknowledged Pride Month on any of their social media platforms like they have in past years, let alone promoted on social their own Pride Night at Wrigley next Thursday.

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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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Me to a stranger at a rap concert: this is just like Lucky Boys Confusion

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Pretty okay with missing this one

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JUST IN: ICE mass arrests sparked chaos in Chicago's South Loop as activists fought to disrupt the operation. blockclubchi.co/454QHag

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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take ME (SWEATY, SHIVERING): They should… ugh… lemme have the antidote SUBWAYTAKES GUY: 100% disagree

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Went to @jackvona.bsky.social's bachelor party in Milwaukee and all I got was the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer following me home

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It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

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This picture is so good (via Pacers)

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Follow me on Letterboxd for some recent reviews like these boxd.it/2ekNf

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When you lose Top Christ-Following Man of the Year

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This is genuinely so bad, he can’t even answer basic questions from budding teen atheists lmfao. It’s like that scene in game of thrones when all the children ganged up and stabbed grand maester pycelle to death

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I hope a duck killed him

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There are few things more beautiful in this world then a Seiya Suzuki heater

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Salt and Pepper Power Rankings (Week of May 18) 1. Pepper ⬆️ (LW: 2) 2. Salt ⬇️ (1)

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MVP C A

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Julian Shittyweather if I'm being honest

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Got kicked out of the group chat for posting a picture of the man we've all seen in our dreams the last seven nights 😭😭

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dumb guy wants new job

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On May 20, 2025 the [REDACTED] Police Department received this 911 call from a CONCERNED CITIZEN regarding his wife's uncontrollable laughter after watching a #VIRAL video called "The Bug Store Sketch"

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Can you spot the difference?

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you guys I think I’m ready to go back to bed

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Whoopsie!

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Nico

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Can you spot the difference?

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Still better than Matt Rife

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Stand Up Solutions (2024)

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Imagine Dragons? Don't mind if I do

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Robert Smigel’s tribute to George Wendt is really great

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Okay well he shouldn't have

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Oh no

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TOP 3 MOST LUCRATIVE AMERICAN JOBS (Q2-2025) 3. Doctor 2. Lawyer 1. Ashli Babbitt widower

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"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants

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Well then

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Bullpenned

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Why don't they make the whole boat out of Rubicons?

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