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@greenwell.bsky.social Just started Bad Company and wanted to check how mad you are that Taylor Swift bought back her album rights, thus creating a BLATANT ERROR in the introduction?

BLIND ITEM: The hot Halloween costume trend this year will once again be Max Cherry

clapping is woke now

Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

Ron's Wild World sure is getting a lot of content out of one Wisconsin party

a reward for hard-working ice agents

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

hey ice agents - come on over to my house. you look hungry. go ahead and grab that slice of pie resting in the middle of that 10' by 10' tarp

Uh oh

If you showed me a picture of the guy with no caption and asked me to guess his job, I'd say "Republican nominee for New Jersey Governor"

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

One of my favorite Onion headlines seems relevant again

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

She caught me Flexen my Dingler

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.

She caught me Flexen my Dingler

I love the Rally House commercial because it's got Cramblin-Duvet written all over it

I’m the guy at every major tennis tournament who yells something unintelligible before a serve when everyone else is already quieting down. And I vote

This is NOT an ick

Legit lol at THIS summary of today

I love the Rally House commercial because it's got Cramblin-Duvet written all over it

There's only one meme for a day like today

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

It's Pride Night at Nationals Park tonight and, conversely, I find it interesting the Cubs have not acknowledged Pride Month on any of their social media platforms like they have in past years, let alone promoted on social their own Pride Night at Wrigley next Thursday.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Me to a stranger at a rap concert: this is just like Lucky Boys Confusion

Pretty okay with missing this one

JUST IN: ICE mass arrests sparked chaos in Chicago's South Loop as activists fought to disrupt the operation. blockclubchi.co/454QHag

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take ME (SWEATY, SHIVERING): They should… ugh… lemme have the antidote SUBWAYTAKES GUY: 100% disagree

Went to @jackvona.bsky.social's bachelor party in Milwaukee and all I got was the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer following me home

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

This picture is so good (via Pacers)

Follow me on Letterboxd for some recent reviews like these boxd.it/2ekNf

When you lose Top Christ-Following Man of the Year

This is genuinely so bad, he can’t even answer basic questions from budding teen atheists lmfao. It’s like that scene in game of thrones when all the children ganged up and stabbed grand maester pycelle to death

I hope a duck killed him

There are few things more beautiful in this world then a Seiya Suzuki heater

Salt and Pepper Power Rankings (Week of May 18) 1. Pepper ⬆️ (LW: 2) 2. Salt ⬇️ (1)