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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

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Important thing to beat people over the head with: Trump has turned American cities into warzones and for fucking what? Prices are way up, jobs will be way down, the dollar is worth less, and now the highway is blocked off by cops. Maybe the Great Mythical Immigrant wasn’t the problem after all.

submitted 12 hours ago • 109 comments

She caught me Flexen my Dingler

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I love the Rally House commercial because it's got Cramblin-Duvet written all over it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the guy at every major tennis tournament who yells something unintelligible before a serve when everyone else is already quieting down. And I vote

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

This is NOT an ick

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Legit lol at THIS summary of today

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I love the Rally House commercial because it's got Cramblin-Duvet written all over it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There's only one meme for a day like today

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 3 days ago • 535 comments

It's Pride Night at Nationals Park tonight and, conversely, I find it interesting the Cubs have not acknowledged Pride Month on any of their social media platforms like they have in past years, let alone promoted on social their own Pride Night at Wrigley next Thursday.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 3 days ago • 1700 comments

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Me to a stranger at a rap concert: this is just like Lucky Boys Confusion

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Pretty okay with missing this one

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JUST IN: ICE mass arrests sparked chaos in Chicago's South Loop as activists fought to disrupt the operation. blockclubchi.co/454QHag

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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take ME (SWEATY, SHIVERING): They should… ugh… lemme have the antidote SUBWAYTAKES GUY: 100% disagree

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Went to @jackvona.bsky.social's bachelor party in Milwaukee and all I got was the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer following me home

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It’s better than even odds that Trump shared this dumb post because he didn’t have his glasses on and he liked the photo and now the White House press secretary will have to be like “Experts agree that it’s quite possible cyborgs walk among us, no matter what the fake news claims.”

submitted 7 days ago • 138 comments

This picture is so good (via Pacers)

submitted 9 days ago • 27 comments

Follow me on Letterboxd for some recent reviews like these boxd.it/2ekNf

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

When you lose Top Christ-Following Man of the Year

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This is genuinely so bad, he can’t even answer basic questions from budding teen atheists lmfao. It’s like that scene in game of thrones when all the children ganged up and stabbed grand maester pycelle to death

submitted 14 days ago • 357 comments

I hope a duck killed him

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There are few things more beautiful in this world then a Seiya Suzuki heater

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Salt and Pepper Power Rankings (Week of May 18) 1. Pepper ⬆️ (LW: 2) 2. Salt ⬇️ (1)

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

MVP C A

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Julian Shittyweather if I'm being honest

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Got kicked out of the group chat for posting a picture of the man we've all seen in our dreams the last seven nights 😭😭

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

dumb guy wants new job

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

On May 20, 2025 the [REDACTED] Police Department received this 911 call from a CONCERNED CITIZEN regarding his wife's uncontrollable laughter after watching a #VIRAL video called "The Bug Store Sketch"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Can you spot the difference?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

you guys I think I’m ready to go back to bed

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Whoopsie!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Nico

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Can you spot the difference?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Still better than Matt Rife

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Stand Up Solutions (2024)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine Dragons? Don't mind if I do

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Robert Smigel’s tribute to George Wendt is really great

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Okay well he shouldn't have

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

Oh no

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments