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No fucking way lol

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Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.

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havng fun at the trump perade! big crods!

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🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

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Man I’m not criticizing anyone who gets their ass up and marches around for something good, I don’t care if they’ve got a sign like “Domuld Drumpf hope u like Hamberders” they bought markers for that shit good for them

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🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

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🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

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Someone in the Trump administration has already floated the idea of pardoning the Minnesota shooter

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Dirtbag Summer [song]

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"vaunted offense" my ass, boog

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I'm never not laughing when I see a TikTok with the caption "they don't make movies like this anymore" and it's a clip of like YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

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Welp

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Dirtbag Summer [song]

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I don't hate the idea of trying to steal a run from Skenes there, but.... come on Quintin Berry

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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

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Welp

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Chuck Schumer approaches the mics, holding a large deli sandwich “This President is full of…balogna!” brief pause for laughter; none is forthcoming “I have just written an email—“ sandwich falls apart in his hand* camera pulls back to reveal he is in a cell in Gitmo

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Love to see my 2028 ticket working so smoothly together

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I'm cynical enough to know that Noem and Homan and Miller and Trump aren't likely to ever be arrested for these blatant crimes, but that SMALL CHANCE that it could happen is what I'm hanging on to

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WELL THIS ISN'T GREAT

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Look, I won't pretend I'm not a Sabrina Carpenter skeptic, but her new music video is legitimately one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

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Is @deck.blue down for anyone else? I keep getting a server error

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@greenwell.bsky.social Just started Bad Company and wanted to check how mad you are that Taylor Swift bought back her album rights, thus creating a BLATANT ERROR in the introduction?

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BLIND ITEM: The hot Halloween costume trend this year will once again be Max Cherry

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clapping is woke now

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Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

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Ron's Wild World sure is getting a lot of content out of one Wisconsin party

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a reward for hard-working ice agents

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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

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hey ice agents - come on over to my house. you look hungry. go ahead and grab that slice of pie resting in the middle of that 10' by 10' tarp

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Uh oh

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If you showed me a picture of the guy with no caption and asked me to guess his job, I'd say "Republican nominee for New Jersey Governor"

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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

No fucking way lol

Shout out to the top 5 ings in the world, onion r, happy end, Peter Jenn, Cool Runn and NO K.

havng fun at the trump perade! big crods!

🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

Man I’m not criticizing anyone who gets their ass up and marches around for something good, I don’t care if they’ve got a sign like “Domuld Drumpf hope u like Hamberders” they bought markers for that shit good for them

🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

🚨 LOSER ALERT 🚨

Someone in the Trump administration has already floated the idea of pardoning the Minnesota shooter

Dirtbag Summer [song]

"vaunted offense" my ass, boog

I'm never not laughing when I see a TikTok with the caption "they don't make movies like this anymore" and it's a clip of like YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN

Welp

Dirtbag Summer [song]

I don't hate the idea of trying to steal a run from Skenes there, but.... come on Quintin Berry

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Welp

Chuck Schumer approaches the mics, holding a large deli sandwich “This President is full of…balogna!” brief pause for laughter; none is forthcoming “I have just written an email—“ sandwich falls apart in his hand* camera pulls back to reveal he is in a cell in Gitmo

Love to see my 2028 ticket working so smoothly together

I'm cynical enough to know that Noem and Homan and Miller and Trump aren't likely to ever be arrested for these blatant crimes, but that SMALL CHANCE that it could happen is what I'm hanging on to

WELL THIS ISN'T GREAT

Look, I won't pretend I'm not a Sabrina Carpenter skeptic, but her new music video is legitimately one of the coolest things I've ever seen.

Is @deck.blue down for anyone else? I keep getting a server error

@greenwell.bsky.social Just started Bad Company and wanted to check how mad you are that Taylor Swift bought back her album rights, thus creating a BLATANT ERROR in the introduction?

BLIND ITEM: The hot Halloween costume trend this year will once again be Max Cherry

clapping is woke now

Possible to start to tell a unified story: "Trump is personally too old, crazy, and confused to run things, so at any given time the question is which co-president is in charge. At first it was Musk, & we got the crazy chaotic DOGE era. Then Navarro: a trade war that crashed markets. Now Miller..."

Ron's Wild World sure is getting a lot of content out of one Wisconsin party

a reward for hard-working ice agents

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

hey ice agents - come on over to my house. you look hungry. go ahead and grab that slice of pie resting in the middle of that 10' by 10' tarp

Uh oh

If you showed me a picture of the guy with no caption and asked me to guess his job, I'd say "Republican nominee for New Jersey Governor"

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

yeah i love waymo, way mo immigrants coming to my city

One of my favorite Onion headlines seems relevant again