i'm so tired. i thought this was in french and got very confused... despite the fact that the french word for "to bite" would most certainly not be "Biter"
Oh, I see you’re a floofnoodle and your child probably is too.
Never mind my useless advice.
Tell him to bite them back or (like my noodles do) yell nonstop at them in the most annoying way possible to the detriment of everyone else around them.
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Also my cousin was sent home one day for biting in kindergarten. Somehow I behaved.
Jokes aside, all good?
Here are a few things you should know:
No shoes are safe. Put them up high.
Housebroken? Yes, mostly. But don’t get your child too excited or they might spring a leak. It’s ok.
Most impotantly, you need to remind them PUPPY TEETH ARE VERY SHARP.
Never mind my useless advice.
Tell him to bite them back or (like my noodles do) yell nonstop at them in the most annoying way possible to the detriment of everyone else around them.
His head doesn’t even fit. Big overgrown baby noodle.