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yotedragon.bsky.social
35 She/They Comanche 18+ Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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Enjoy a nice hot cup of teeth

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:3c

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

I am totally normal and can be trusted not to be weird! *flings mustard at the ceiling fan*

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fleas for two and two for fleas

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*Biden soda voice* TUNA!

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:3

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If you swallow those dinosaur sponge capsules instead of putting them in water, they expand inside of you and make you dinosaur shaped. :3

submitted 155 days ago • 4 comments

When a baby is named Brad, they must perform a braduation ceremony

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Tops when they find a bottom

submitted 552 days ago • 5 comments

foreskin robbins ice cream

submitted 550 days ago • 4 comments

How'd he get there?

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Weeeeeee!

submitted 396 days ago • 1 comment

HE'S GOT A GUN

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Have you ever just stuck your face in a plateful of fettuccine alfredo and motorboated it, or is the rest of the world still living in the past?

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music that makes you sprout grilled cheese sandwiches all over your body that you use to fly around and scream at strangers

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They need to invent shoes that make your feet look like pancakes that you can use to skate on linoleum coated in melted butter.

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Dude wipes are for wiping dudes off of your windshield.

submitted 566 days ago • 2 comments

All the cool people are playing this hip new game called seagulls where you steal french fries and defecate in public.

submitted 566 days ago • 2 comments

I was walking around with a swarm of nanobots in my mouth because I thought they were cold, but they keep turning my saliva into paperclips.

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mojo jojo's mojo dojo casa house

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

It's impossible to come up with an original joke about calculus. They're all derivative.

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

To the tune of shave and a haircut: puppy with a dog treat, bark bark!

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

Are flounders in the key of sea flat?

submitted 568 days ago • 0 comments

The correct answer was the friendly extremely loud incorrect buzzer we met along the way

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Also, once, I drew my sona as a goat demon like baphomet but silly #art #furryart

submitted 569 days ago • 2 comments

additional uses for discarded bedazzled chicken skin include replacement foreskin

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Diamonds are forever, but bedbugs are a close second.

submitted 570 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, that's a nice spooky scary skeleton you have there. Can I lick it?

submitted 570 days ago • 1 comment

Find yourself a girl who makes you say "OUCH! SHE BIT ME!"

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

People hearing a pun irl: "ugh, a pun." Translators in translator's note: "This pun that you won't get because it's not in the original language is actually the funniest thing ever"

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If words are a prison, this is one heck of a sentence, period!

submitted 571 days ago • 1 comment

estragin and tonic

submitted 572 days ago • 2 comments

Need interesting decor for the guest room? Try stapling chicken skin to the walls, and add a little glitter to the skin for some extra fun!

submitted 573 days ago • 2 comments

a coyote dragon nest (a pile of burrito wrappers)

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The future will bring wonderful things like a new form of sex that you can have across the room just by making funny faces at each other.

submitted 573 days ago • 2 comments

UwU. I am a small bean! *floats around in the chili angering Texans by my mere existence*

submitted 573 days ago • 1 comment

Destroy my butthole with facts and logic!

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A king cake is when a bunch of cakes get their tails tangled together.

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

WTF! I invited a network engineer to a party, and he brought 7 layer dip, but it's all OSI layers! D:

submitted 576 days ago • 1 comment

Pokemon are real. I saw a ditto in a guy's pants once.

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, we're out of peanut butter. Can you tie Mr. Peanut to the trolley tracks?

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine giving a dentist way too much power. Imagine giving that dentist the power to create new teeth where none have been before, like on your eyes.

submitted 578 days ago • 1 comment

How much money would it take for you to allow your ass to sprout crab legs and scuttle around carrying you with it outside of your control?

submitted 578 days ago • 0 comments

extremely cursed mental image: scary bilbo crossed with jordan peterson

submitted 579 days ago • 1 comment

I lied. It's 100.

submitted 579 days ago • 3 comments