Baker: how much is a dozen
Me: it's 12
Baker: *rubs yeast in my eyes* HOW MANY IN A DOZEN
me: fucking 12 you hear me
Baker: *chokes me with a baguette* we can do this all night
Me: it's 12
Baker: *rubs yeast in my eyes* HOW MANY IN A DOZEN
me: fucking 12 you hear me
Baker: *chokes me with a baguette* we can do this all night
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