I AM THE PRESIDENT AND IF I SAY WATER IS NOW CALLED "EARTH JUICE" THEN THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED - ThreadSky

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lordjuiblex.bsky.social • 35 days ago

I AM THE PRESIDENT AND IF I SAY WATER IS NOW CALLED "EARTH JUICE" THEN THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED

EARTH JUICE IS MAGMA!

MAKE THE PRESIDENT DRINK FROM A VOLCANO

OTHERWISE WHY IS HE PRESIDENT!

Prove you are worthy by drinking the sweet earth magma and feel refreshed by it. Did god choose you or not, bro?

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If you were a real patriot you’d call it America Juice

I think Coca-Cola has that trademarked. AMERICA JUICE. Diabetes can't kill you. It can, but you don't care. America!

You have more authority than that orange weirdo currently spinning circles in a golf cart.

Thank you.

Technically water is not “Earth Juice” because it doesn’t come from earth, it comes from space.

Come from earth. Come from space. *immature giggling*

And Google Maps will go along with it.

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