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ziplockwaffles.bsky.social
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I lied, I don’t have Netflix. Take off your shoes, we’re gonna listen to 1980s East German electronica.

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Poop

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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)

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:)

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How can I work under these conditions

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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

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"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?"

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Level 1 runes on a obelisk be like 🟦

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Ideas are illegal now.

submitted 3 days ago • 52 comments

That one time at band camp…

submitted 3 days ago • 283 comments

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

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Workers are fighting One guy quit This is wild

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Jett 🐕 Baby male Hound mix Adoptable from Pets Without Parents Columbus (Columbus, OH) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/jett-75989074/oh/columbus/pets-without-parents-columbus-oh64/

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FOUND UR POSTS

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Bad AAPL

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Fading. 🫠

submitted 4 days ago • 72 comments

Goodnight

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Boy's gotta eat!

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elon musk streamed himself playing path of exiles 2 the other day and was bullied so hard in the chat and he died to the tutorial boss

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@bewilderment.bsky.social There is a chance, that we are on similar wavelengths

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UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off. We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments

i’ll not be apologizing for being a beautiful , gorgeous, funny , followable woman

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kind of like watching your car go up in flames on the side of the highway. undeniably mesmerizing, but also it's your car

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

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The masculine other to mistreat their swishmallows

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