Oh, I'm not *the* LAFC Falcon, I'm *a* LAFC falcon, but those birds are my cousins and we totally all know each other. They want me in the Big Show too, totally, but like, for now I'm cool just being a falcon who loves LAFC por vida SQUIRREL SQUIRREL IT'S A SQUIRREL sorry gotta go
Because our species diverged evolutionarily *well* over 100 million years ago, I can't exactly reciprocate this feeling. But if we met, I would totally offer you some regurgitated rabbit kill, or even help you pick a nice cliffside nesting spot. And we'll always have LAFC! Fuck Seattle. Can't wait!
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