Introducing Balatro: choose your own adventure edition! This compact 96 volume set includes riveting gameplay from 2 unique seeds across only 84,000 pages. Reroll shop 4? Simply go to vol 41 pg 338! Reroll again? Vol 11 pg 740! Endless entertainment! (Note: endless mode not included) - ThreadSky

localthunk.com • 19 days ago

Introducing Balatro: choose your own adventure edition!

This compact 96 volume set includes riveting gameplay from 2 unique seeds across only 84,000 pages. Reroll shop 4? Simply go to vol 41 pg 338! Reroll again? Vol 11 pg 740!

Endless entertainment! (Note: endless mode not included)

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bamwuff.dog•19 days ago

Unironically love this

gayknaves.bsky.social•19 days ago

Flipped to page 115 instead of 151, and now I have a deck full of Gold Kings.

myrupcat.bsky.social•18 days ago

gunnphil13.bsky.social•19 days ago

reroll

kaasiand.cool•19 days ago

balatro spamton sweepstakes edition where you play the game through a million static webpages that link to each other

rune911.bsky.social•19 days ago

Everything's a finite state machine if you're brave enough.

enoa-cm.bsky.social•19 days ago

I am still mad my run got destroyed because I ended up with flush 5 and couldn't play 5 of a kind, you did hste crimes to my deck that identified as 5 of a kind can you rectify this please

yarnspinner.dev•19 days ago

You could legit make this in like twenty minutes with just a loop in https://books.yarnspinner.dev

localthunk.com•19 days ago

lmfao ok

odinsphere.bsky.social•19 days ago

Accidentally got to page 3.200e26 and my book exploded. Is that covered under any sort of warranty?

flakywanderer.bsky.social•19 days ago

Warranty does not cover the explosions resulting from folding the book over on top of itself 88 times with a hydraulic press, unfortunately

kenesuexe.bsky.social•19 days ago

Does it account for every possibility of lucky card decks that I'll have?

josielebrunmaynard.bsky.social•19 days ago

Jimbo pls

goodwitchclover.bsky.social•19 days ago

Why two seeds? Why not three?? FOUR??? If you’re ambitious enough, you can beat the Bible in word count!

mercanuis.bsky.social•19 days ago

Any features for achievements planned in future editions?

josephlillo.bsky.social•19 days ago

Rare volume with all the non-Rental Jokers in Gold Stake will go for thousands on the used market.

piedivide.bsky.social•19 days ago

Balatro PowerPoint Hyperlinks edition when

couchguzzlr.bsky.social•19 days ago

read page 338! as 338 factorial 🤯

blackgold25.bsky.social•19 days ago

A better version of the "Tic Tac Tome"

mkeitner.bsky.social•19 days ago

My edition is mostly Wheel of Fortune Nope!s, please advise, this must be a printer error

lucy.helltop.net•1 day ago

Tbh a balatro inspired table top game would be fun. I could introduce the game to my family members who don’t play on computers.

aexia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Swap the order of your jokers? Turn to page 584. Swap the order of your jokers while you’re turning to page 839? Turn to page 284

bfmliam.bsky.social•19 days ago

ok but this is a fun goofy idea

neutraldensity.bsky.social•19 days ago

Can not wait for the Zero Escape crossover.

rottensmog.bsky.social•19 days ago

where can I pre-order

alicenox.bsky.social•19 days ago

Finally, I will be able to count up all the Wheel of Fortunes and prove that the real success rate is much smaller than advertised and that I am not insane

jenalysis.bsky.social•9 days ago

Request for the next update: If you watched the AEW PPV last night, @speedballbailey.bsky.social had on Balatro gear and has been streaming the game. I know new jokers are planned, a Speedball-themed joker would be a nice shoutout, and they deserve it so much, they're good! Thank you!!!

baladesilver.vtubers.social•19 days ago

Shame that name is copyrighted...

doe.newtrios.xyz•19 days ago

it's WHAT!?

baladesilver.vtubers.social•19 days ago

Yeah, the "Choose your own Adventure" part of the title is copyrighted. It's a well known thing in the fnaf community because the books in that style couldn't have that title...

occydotandy.bsky.social•1 day ago

A deranged YouTuber will do this for real now

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