So, an armored Cybertruck can protect State Department officials from small arms fire, but they might be incinerated by the truck itself. They might be better off with armored Ford Pintos, they’re less likely to catch fire on their own.
There is a tracking website of tesla fatalities .https://www.tesladeaths.com/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHX2tdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHcLMOz5iyqEfyqcAk1iN3HTZeFjC_C_3E8RRDYbjikpaGFTUzPYwseR_Ug_aem_6GYi1y3kP3BrXUeYrgaZKg
Tesla stock is down, sales in Europe tanking bigly, gotta give the guy a good return on his investment, we'll never know what he's got on everyone after all his nosing around in & getting information from all the agencies he's raided.
They should be the official presidential car as long as fElon is in office. Give one to every conservative politician and hope for the worst (or in this case, the best). 🙏🏻
Maybe they'll make the armored Tesla the official car of the presidential motorcade and drive around Florida until something catches fire or they find a sinkhole.
Relax. They've safely removed the word "tesla" from the document. Deal is still on, but the name is not.
Hope conflict never stirs in a puddle, cause they will be stuck like chuck. And don't forget the added safety of a vehicle that will lock up, with you in it, when it bursts into flames.
I know I was quite thrilled. It’s possible the resistance just took half a billion dollars out of FElon’s pocket. Although they will probably find some other corrupt way to get that money to him 🤬
What is the point? Really? You are out on patrol and you need a charge? You going to plug into a cactus or a tree? You can carry gas with you, but a lightning rod and hope for storm to pop up? Utter stupidity and a frivolous waste of tax dollars
Because Putin wants to severely weaken our entire Army so Trump and Musk are intentionally wasting our resources and crippling our effectiveness. President Putin will be sitting in the White House within four years, so he can give First Lady Musk his orders in person.
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Upside a lot cheaper than a cremation saves your family money.
Hope conflict never stirs in a puddle, cause they will be stuck like chuck. And don't forget the added safety of a vehicle that will lock up, with you in it, when it bursts into flames.
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