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This warhog-faced buffoon golfs more than any retired person I know.

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You're coming on behalf of the Trump regime, you don't have to say you're bringing hell. We know.

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Seems like if Gen. Caine had any integrity he'd decline the position he is not qualified for.

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Don't worry, it may sound like he's having a stroke, but this post makes perfect sense to people over the age of 70.

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Firing a distinguished black man for an unqualified white dude is so on brand for Trump.

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This is going to ruin the joke in that one Simpsons episode.

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Hegseth clearly drinks so much because he hates himself for how racist he is. It's sad, really.

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This would have been a great thing to be posting about in 2019. We have more important issues right now like the devastation of our entire government.

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republicans are just garbage people. Who takes books away from children?

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It's sad that this is true.

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I would have serious questions about someone whose favorite Beatles song is "Lady Madonna."

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republicans think DEI is bad because they think non-white people are inferior to white people.

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There are so many possibilities!

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Fetterman was always a Sinema. People liked him because he dressed funny and was a little rough around the edges, different than the norm. Just like Sinema. We need to stop jumping at shiny objects.

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Just ordered a glass of port on a cruise ship, because I can't pass up a joke.

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I thought the subway was only for elites.

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Why is the AP even mad they aren't allowed into this farce anymore?

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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Holding 2 Duchies and 51% of the de jure kingdom lands, then spending 300 gold, 500 prestige and 200 piety makes you a king.

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I know I'm not a DC beltway type, but I really don't care about the Kennedy Center. Trump can give Kid Rock a residency; it really is the least important thing happening right now.

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This may be the first time in my memory that Americans responded rationally to economic news.

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Guess what Musk wants to do? (Every accusation is a confession.)

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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

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They are just fucking goons.

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This feels like it's meant to be a defense of the game or company, but it's a terrible one. If the best thing people can say is, "They'll eventually make the game playable," then no one should ever buy a game at launch.

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We deserve to collapse, don't we?

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I am yelled at a lot about this, but I am happy to accept people who realize they've been hoodwinked. I'm just not willing to accept the people who are mad at the leopards but don't think they were actually wrong to vote for them in the first place.

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This warhog-faced buffoon golfs more than any retired person I know.

You're coming on behalf of the Trump regime, you don't have to say you're bringing hell. We know.

Seems like if Gen. Caine had any integrity he'd decline the position he is not qualified for.

Don't worry, it may sound like he's having a stroke, but this post makes perfect sense to people over the age of 70.

Firing a distinguished black man for an unqualified white dude is so on brand for Trump.

This is going to ruin the joke in that one Simpsons episode.

Hegseth clearly drinks so much because he hates himself for how racist he is. It's sad, really.

This would have been a great thing to be posting about in 2019. We have more important issues right now like the devastation of our entire government.

republicans are just garbage people. Who takes books away from children?

It's sad that this is true.

I would have serious questions about someone whose favorite Beatles song is "Lady Madonna."

republicans think DEI is bad because they think non-white people are inferior to white people.

There are so many possibilities!

Fetterman was always a Sinema. People liked him because he dressed funny and was a little rough around the edges, different than the norm. Just like Sinema. We need to stop jumping at shiny objects.

Just ordered a glass of port on a cruise ship, because I can't pass up a joke.

I thought the subway was only for elites.

Why is the AP even mad they aren't allowed into this farce anymore?

Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Holding 2 Duchies and 51% of the de jure kingdom lands, then spending 300 gold, 500 prestige and 200 piety makes you a king.

I know I'm not a DC beltway type, but I really don't care about the Kennedy Center. Trump can give Kid Rock a residency; it really is the least important thing happening right now.

This may be the first time in my memory that Americans responded rationally to economic news.

Guess what Musk wants to do? (Every accusation is a confession.)

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

They are just fucking goons.

This feels like it's meant to be a defense of the game or company, but it's a terrible one. If the best thing people can say is, "They'll eventually make the game playable," then no one should ever buy a game at launch.

We deserve to collapse, don't we?

I am yelled at a lot about this, but I am happy to accept people who realize they've been hoodwinked. I'm just not willing to accept the people who are mad at the leopards but don't think they were actually wrong to vote for them in the first place.

This is true about Trump's mindset, but also true that he is too dumb to know the most basic things about the Constitution.

We live in a shithole country.

The Peace Plan: Get the fuck out of our country. #StandWithUkraine