Looking for a trad wife who wears a bowler hat and plays Dixie on the trombone. - ThreadSky

quantick.bsky.social • 51 days ago

Looking for a trad wife who wears a bowler hat and plays Dixie on the trombone.

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I bought one of those wives on Amazon last month!

Unfortunately, his hat was made out of live armadillo's and he can only communicate in hexadecimal alphanumerical code. Also, because he was delivered by Yodel, he came with a broken leg and laryngitis.

Worst wife ever.

(1 out of 5 stars)

beatlewheels.bsky.social•51 days ago

Would B.B with banjo do?

flypie.bsky.social•51 days ago

That will be Georgia Brown.

voxterrier.bsky.social•51 days ago

I wasted a couple of hours watching John Wayne in Chisum. It was rubbish, not a trombone or striped jumper in sight.

chrischrischris.bsky.social•51 days ago

Surely a Polka on the accordion

brucewriter.bsky.social•51 days ago

Georgina Chisholm is the one you need.

simonjellis.bsky.social•51 days ago

*checks the dating database*

Sorry mate this is all I got left

seanomaicin.bsky.social•50 days ago

Why was Dixieland jazz bigger in UK than other jazz. I love it, but why? I think it has a link to dull blues being popular where I grew up

quantick.bsky.social•50 days ago

I dnno.

seanomaicin.bsky.social•50 days ago

This bluesky thing so weird, I’ve just started a conflict between American fans of Robyn Hitchcock and Nick Lowe.

quantick.bsky.social•50 days ago

Ah the twins.

lemontreemydear.bsky.social•51 days ago

🙋 that would be me

gwenloubser.bsky.social•50 days ago

I played the trombone in grade school in New Orleans and I love Clockwork Orange but I can't cook or clean or stay fit or bear children or be pleasant to be around.

quantick.bsky.social•50 days ago

You're hired.