statements issued by their offices say "listen, I'm not in favor of using the slur, but if they're going to use it, we mind as well" and they believe this will be a "highly effective strategy" to court the votes of people who don't care about trans people in the first place
other liberals on the hill are reported as saying "we need to stop playing identity politics" and have vowed not to propose any legislation to protect the rights of trans people, which is a break from their long-standing history of not doing anything to protect minority communities anyways
we're getting word that in response to this order that hasn't taken effect that google has started ritualistically slaughtering their staff in a blood sacrifice.
Can we just get someone in the White House to do a quick switcheroo with the executive order and replace it with his resignation letter, he'll never read it before signing it anyway! Problem solved! 😂🤣
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