i don't think the people who are posting about elon having a fucked up penis from a botched surgery or whatever are prepared for the potential consequences of elon posting hog on main - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 6 days ago

i don't think the people who are posting about elon having a fucked up penis from a botched surgery or whatever are prepared for the potential consequences of elon posting hog on main

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cassiecore.bsky.social•6 days ago

I wouldn’t want to see that even if I was offered a horse

smazak.bsky.social•6 days ago

freezasaurus.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait a minute, is that why he's always doing IVF? Dick don't work?

kategodart.bsky.social•6 days ago

oh i want him to do it. i want him to show the world he stuck his dick in a beehive

bullwark.bsky.social•6 days ago

Think he'll have the guy he pays to play path of exile post his instead?

irishsteel.bsky.social•6 days ago

elon musk pulls a james somerton?
classic

jbrobertson.bsky.social•6 days ago

*posting piglet

getagender.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sounds more like piglet than hog

amiyatzin.bsky.social•6 days ago

fuck outta my way. I’m trying to get a free horse

maubpp.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is that why he has such sexually frustrated teenager energy and an obsession to repopulate?

herduckess.bsky.social•6 days ago

This would bump the Seven Plagues of Armageddon to Eight if it were to happen.

senorincognito69.bsky.social•6 days ago

many are calling him Elon "Botched Cock" Musk

weebtrash.comintern.social•6 days ago

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brianobliviondds.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ye gods!

susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's only a valid move if he also plays Minecraft with his impersonation of Inspector Gadget.

toastcrust.bsky.social•6 days ago

Grimes, clearly in distress with the wellbeing of her children in the balance: Elon's hog is very good and very functional and very big. You all don't know what you're talking about.

venus-as-a-boy.bsky.social•5 days ago

naw it genuinely makes so much sense he has a fucked up dick in some way. like wasn't the impetus for him making likes private when this got posted lol

elimzarak.bsky.social•6 days ago

He'll just pay somebody else to post their hog as his

kdiannerule.bsky.social•6 days ago

Slap it on the new american flag

maniacalz.bsky.social•6 days ago

reft01.bsky.social•6 days ago

Unwillingness to see the muskhog vs the desire to watch him crash out harder is my internal struggle rn

yazanico.bsky.social•6 days ago

empeewhite.bsky.social•6 days ago

Elon on live stream opening a folder titled "Elon's penis."

taylorjoseph.bsky.social•6 days ago

That'd have to be his last crashout right? The grand finale

nurseboystanley.bsky.social•6 days ago

No one should have to see it; but since I deleted Twitter; I say let them deal with the consequences.

0kultra.bsky.social•6 days ago

Nah, it probably looks like the creature from Isolation (the low budget body horror)

lunarliv.bsky.social•6 days ago

Looking forward to hundreds of unironic "Great schmeat, king. Absolutely doesn't look like a skeleton's finger in a sausage case. The libs are so owned right now" posts