i think the last time we attacked canada, the white house burned down - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 11 days ago

i think the last time we attacked canada, the white house burned down

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otherverseg.bsky.social•11 days ago

Well, we've got sprinkler systems in place this time. I'm sure we'll be fine.

chordeilesmajor.bsky.social•11 days ago

Detroit will be the Bakhmut of the 2025 war of Canadian aggression

013enterprises.bsky.social•11 days ago

The last time, Detroit was straight up taken without a shot being fired due to some very clever strategizing by General Sir Isaac Brock and Tecumseh.

dbmaxwell.bsky.social•11 days ago

Is that the battle where they got their troops to loop around while marching so it looked like they had a way bigger army than thru actually had?

013enterprises.bsky.social•11 days ago

Something to that effect as well as the exploitation of the mayor's fear of First Nation folk

vivid-crustacean.bsky.social•11 days ago

we're remaking the classics

cmonmaque.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yeah but the last time it happened many thought it was bad whereas this time we'll all go with popcorn

uaschyperpolyglot.bsky.social•11 days ago

So there's a silver lining, you're saying

lenecharlotten.bsky.social•11 days ago

It almost did J6th https://bsky.app/profile/mjfree.bsky.social/post/3lihccwxtks2c

ouroboredom.bsky.social•11 days ago

fingers crossed

mara.meangirls.online•11 days ago

damn right we burned that sumbitch to th ground and we'll do it again

popculturesam.bsky.social•11 days ago

Please

drunknhissin.bsky.social•11 days ago

if they start sending Vancouver Canucks fans to Washington DC it's all over. that's pretty much their Samson Option

carol2144.bsky.social•11 days ago

I’m ok with that I’m an American lol

dixreloaded.bsky.social•11 days ago

inshallah

dragonfish.bsky.social•11 days ago

Can we convince him to start the war in the fall so we get the full Nazi Germany experience of loosing because snow too deep?

Throw the start of the Greenland war in there too. Get the over expansion flub in there to speed up the prossess.

runawaycornpop.bsky.social•10 days ago

The thing about Canada and Russia

It doesn't matter when you invade, there's too much land to get the job done before the snows too deep. Both the Nazis and Napoleon invaded in June.

dragonfish.bsky.social•10 days ago

...so what you're saying is we're on track for a hat trick of insecure men making the snow mistake?