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“Young People Don’t Want Sex And Romance In Their Games” and the top 10 up and coming Steam games are stuff like anime dating sims about a werewolf woman that has sex with people and eats them.

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coming this holiday season

submitted 8 hours ago • 54 comments

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

submitted 11 hours ago • 105 comments

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

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A guy got really angry at me today for using the phrase “50 year old South Park guy” and he looked about 50 years old and I said “do you watch South Park?” and he was like “look, that’s not important right now”

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its amazing the way conservative arguments fall completely apart in court when there are actually penalties for lying

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What the fuck is wrong with Democrats

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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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please do not name your horse this

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okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.

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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

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Crappy's Galesburg, IL

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70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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I love that half the internet is now shit like this

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

gay dudes be homosexual

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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

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me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025 grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that? me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

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Dems, if you don’t shove this down his throat (metaphorically) you are worthless.

submitted 3 days ago • 141 comments

It's always fascinating that the only part of the political spectrum that seems to have any agency is the left. The poor centre and right don't make any choices, it's the left who shape reality (but also the left are fringe actors who are to be despised and removed from politics)

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

If Ms Frizzle tried piloting a bus full of field trippers into my body it wouldn’t have gone down like that

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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Not breaking any new ground here, but my god is Bari a bad writer and thinker

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Transgender men's invisibility is violent erasure. Sam Nordquist, a 24-year-old transgender man, was tortured for over a month to death, and his slaughter is not being considered a hate crime. The media has gone to disgusting lengths to minimize Sam's transgender identity. Hardly anyone is outraged.

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