I routinely point at things that are plainly NOT intelligent design and say "Look at that shit, it's proof that there's no god. And if there is a god, he's stupid as hell." And I'm still kickin, so
Examples: humans walking around vertically with all their weight concentrated down their spine to their feet, dog hips, tail bones, bananas being totally inedible until we genetically engineered them, etc.
i never ask for stuff. when anything good happens to me it's because i'm an amazing genius and whenever anything bad happens to me it's because god is an asshole and is my nemesis
I wish I had this kinda confidence in myself. Whenever I do something good it's a fluke, anything bad happens and it's because I'm a stupid asshole who deserves to be sad and alone forever.
Idk abt good but his actor has said that he’s basically playing Larry David when he plays George so if (paraphrasing his words) you carry “both a deep sense of diffidence and worthlessness & the most inflated ego ever at the same time” you might also just be Larry David.
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"I'll be so good going forward if you give me some good luck I don't deserve. Do you like oral pleasure? Are you there God? It's me, Tornado."
I'm an atheist except when I need to dramatically curse or call to heaven.
If I drop something I will often shout "foiled again by my nemesis, GRAVITY"
I will do this when I'm alone, or when I'm in public.
And when people give me weird looks for it I say "Well someone has to keep the show interesting"
then it was spirits or the goddess or some other anomaly.