Love how they can't even call it ice cream anymore because they don't have enough milkfat content in their product to warrant the name...so now they're a "frozen dairy desert".
Everyone's reminder that, while the US was ostensibly the first nation to attempt its kind of democracy (or at least to start off as such), literally every part of that structure was adapted from the Magna Carta, and then the French.
I wouldn’t be so sure, see also: het Rampjaar 1672, though in the end that whole conflict was sort of a stalemate and paved the way for the end of French continental hegemony nearly half a decade later.
but wait France is too far away to take over the USA
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hmmm it must be closer but still fren-
OH NO ITS QUEBEC!!!!
QUEBEC HAS TAKEN OVER THE US AND TURNED IT INTO FRANCE 2!!!!!
Only problem I have with that is I'd have to learn French and I don't understand why there are so many vowels and the last letters aren't pronounced. I don't even speak my own language very well a lot of the time.
Forget the vowels, the true final boss are all those fucking accents. Why the FUCK a word could need more than one of them, is something I will never understand.
Well, it would be pretty hard to get all those stars and stripes on a tub of ice-cream. Or maybe the people who make it are warning of the revolution that's coming? The storming of the Bastille may not be far away.
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Oui
Le ice-crème waz ours all along !
https://youtu.be/GcXYknUUais?si=TcJItIJ7jOPdU8IG
To me, both countries are good neighbors.
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hmmm it must be closer but still fren-
OH NO ITS QUEBEC!!!!
QUEBEC HAS TAKEN OVER THE US AND TURNED IT INTO FRANCE 2!!!!!
On the bright side, Quebecois swearing is WAY more fun, Tabarnak
(So many gifs of Rene Levesque and they managed to Walt Disney his notorious chainsmoking)
Including the Revolutionary War, which America would have lost without France.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.
Le jour de gloire est arrivé