i think a pretty fun joke would be for every astronomy professor in the world to cash out their savings accounts on the same day and then just like hide for three weeks.
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there's probably too many astronomy professors for this to happen.
but if you got every mathematician on Earth onto a single cruise ship, gave them all three months away from academia, and told nobody about what you were doing....
When I started grad school, my wife and I bought a couch financed by what we later found out was a payday lender. They literally had repoed couches in their lobby when we'd go to make a payment.
When I got my job post-Ph.D., we'd hit the big time and bought an IKEA couch.
Then they should all come back online and announce that they were holding meetings about the asteroid that is going to collide with our planet in 3 months' time.
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but if you got every mathematician on Earth onto a single cruise ship, gave them all three months away from academia, and told nobody about what you were doing....
Not $1,500 a month. $1,500 a SEMESTER for teaching 40 students.
When I got my job post-Ph.D., we'd hit the big time and bought an IKEA couch.
Dolla dolla, y'all.