*stands in the timeline’s door, seductively* I’ve got everything I need to make caipirinhas back at my place. *wiggles eyebrows* *Bosolnaro supporter approaches* Not you. - ThreadSky

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theferocity.bsky.social • 185 days ago

*stands in the timeline’s door, seductively*

I’ve got everything I need to make caipirinhas back at my place.

*wiggles eyebrows*

*Bosolnaro supporter approaches*

Not you.

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brittexkavi.bsky.social•185 days ago

Caipirinhas are delicious. 💚

caffeinehusky.bsky.social•185 days ago

In my head I see you, in a silky kimono, pushing him away

mar7515bskysocial.bsky.social•185 days ago

The Timeline’s Door could be a movie. 🎬 You write screenplays?

theferocity.bsky.social•185 days ago

Hahah. Nah.

mar7515bskysocial.bsky.social•185 days ago

Then we’ll continue to be amazed by your poetry.

shablopligh.bsky.social•185 days ago

‘Is that a picture of Bush? You’re a Republican?’

soulamami.bsky.social•185 days ago

Funny Brazil story: I drank so many caipirinhas on the beach in Rio that the lime juice caused photosynthesis on my waistline

theferocity.bsky.social•185 days ago

EXCUSE ME.

soulamami.bsky.social•185 days ago

I went to the dermatologist because I had these weird streaks and when the doc told me what happened I saw the handprints LMAO

soulamami.bsky.social•185 days ago

He was like, have you been in contact with any citrus? And I was like, OPE

tunanawashere.bsky.social•185 days ago

😀

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•185 days ago

🫡🇧🇷

sknowsthatp.bsky.social•185 days ago

Saeeeeed! 😂

omfproductions.bsky.social•185 days ago

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