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adamcerious.bsky.social • 563 days ago

boss: you have to take a drug test

me: *knows all the drugs* no problem

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stover.bsky.social•563 days ago

boss: you failed your drug test

me: but i dont use drugs

boss: we dont hire losers here

justanotherlady.bsky.social•562 days ago

🤣🤣😂😂

capybeera.biblicalcryptid.com•563 days ago

all those hours spent during my teens on erowid and 420chan are finally gonna pay off!

forty2.bsky.social•563 days ago

Ok, but I won’t try crack

geftokingmongoose.bsky.social•563 days ago

ceruleanarc.bsky.social•562 days ago

Boss: "You failed your drug test."

Me: "But I got all the questions right."

Boss: "What did you think the drug test tests for?"

Me: "I can cook my own meth at home."

Boss: "Uh..."

peculiarsusan.bsky.social•563 days ago

I was going to like this but you’re at 420 and I just couldn’t.

pyrholidon.bsky.social•563 days ago

ceruleanarc.bsky.social•562 days ago

"You mean I wasn't...supposed to...oh...oh gods."

larrynightdive.bsky.social•563 days ago

The late and great:
https://youtu.be/VqHA5CIL0fg

degenink.bsky.social•563 days ago

When I was union official a site manager said he wanted us all to take a pee test, I said ok you first..... The end 🤣 lol never heard another word about it

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