Would prefer to see him stung by a cloud of angry wasps, tbh www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-tex... - ThreadSky

blueheronfarm.bsky.social • 385 days ago

Would prefer to see him stung by a cloud of angry wasps, tbh
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-texas-senate-polll-allred-1875137

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williampreston.bsky.social•385 days ago

Let’s go for both!

dickardo.bsky.social•385 days ago

I thought angry WASPs were the ones keeping him in office.

hawaiian-ishkelly.bsky.social•385 days ago

Yep!!

amadeus.bsky.social•385 days ago

And yet Beto lost to this clown. Never underestimate the Democrats power of losing elections to absolute losers.

edwoodk.bsky.social•385 days ago

Um. Murder Hornets!

barnat4.bsky.social•385 days ago

Not liked*

jarda.bsky.social•385 days ago

Hornets, not wasps.

harveyfliester.bsky.social•385 days ago

I feel like angry wasps would poll pretty well.

trubludevil.social•385 days ago

Especially head to head with Cruz…

thatoldbear.bsky.social•385 days ago

Hell yEAH!

youinmyeye.bsky.social•385 days ago

Heard somewhere dog urine supposedly works wonders on wasp stings...

anniemouse.bsky.social•385 days ago

That’s not urine.

(Please use alt text to say “Picture of Ted Cruz blowing a dog”)

glenjackson.bsky.social•385 days ago

When Canadian Cuban immigrants start peddling white nationalism it's time to send them back to where they came from.

gftomatoes.bsky.social•385 days ago

I'd buy a ticket to watch that👍

lifeisamazing.bsky.social•384 days ago

Hilarious use of presumptuous rather than presumptive...

woskethoughts.bsky.social•385 days ago

I would raise funding to open an acupuncture spot and flood his neighborhood with free acupuncture flyers so he would come in and then I’d sting him meself

orcwizard.bsky.social•385 days ago

Maybe they should have polled the people of Cancun. I hear when there’s an emergency in Texas, that’s where Cruz likes to be.

martyolliff.bsky.social•385 days ago

OTOH, like Rumsfeld’s invasion of Iraq comment, you have to sting Ted with the polls you have rather than the angry wasps you don’t.

wades.bsky.social•385 days ago

Fuck this noise. Get back to me with the polls in September.
This is nothing but a shiny distraction from the real world, 8 months before anybody actually votes.
But yes to the wasps, that would be cool.

blueghostskater.com•385 days ago

Well the primary is on Tuesday, so there is a little bit of importance here. The challenger isn’t yet locked in.

danfellars.com•385 days ago

Murder hornets. I think you mean murder hornets.

kaffetakk.bsky.social•385 days ago

Came here to say this. He should visit Washington State.

crazyflutewife.bsky.social•385 days ago

Can commiserate - we have Mike Lee and I have no idea who keeps voting that jackass in (ok I have some idea - stupid Utah county)

ofthehillpeople.bsky.social•385 days ago

I heard Ted Cruz pees his pants on purpose because he likes the warm wet feeling on his legs.

chickenlady.bsky.social•384 days ago

No, poll is good !!
The the wasps in top.

That Ruzzian ,chubby , disgusting ahole has to rot in jail.

chickenlady.bsky.social•384 days ago

*on top

hailthefatkid.bsky.social•385 days ago

It's nice to see Texas finally figuring him out.

blueheronfarm.bsky.social•385 days ago

That's some really condescending bullshit.

hailthefatkid.bsky.social•385 days ago

How? Texas has been sending him to DC for the past however long knowing full well how much of an asshole he is.

joesryan.bsky.social•384 days ago

I thought he WAS a cloud of angry wasps in a skin suit like the bug in Men In Black.

kuriva.im•384 days ago

Oh lord, Newsweek has added a crowdsourced "Fairness Meter" to its articles

sglewis.bsky.social•385 days ago

Remember that wasps, unlike honeybees, can sting multiple times since their stingers don't get stuck in the flesh. Isn't nature fascinating?

blueheronfarm.bsky.social•385 days ago

I chose carefully.

nebulousmenace.bsky.social•385 days ago

Can we do an A/B test, like wasps on one side of his body and bullet ants or something on the other? Just a suggestion, if the wasps are ready to go ignore me.

sglewis.bsky.social•385 days ago

So are you suggesting using a sitting, shitty senator for questionable human experimentation? Hmm...

crazyflutewife.bsky.social•385 days ago

Finally they would get some work done!

manrod.bsky.social•385 days ago

Am sure he’ll blame his daughter and friends if he loses.

ogfattcatt.bsky.social•385 days ago

Wow that headline really picks you up just to let you down, doesn’t it

sjctex.bsky.social•385 days ago

I would prefer he move to Cancun permanently.

beardiefett.bsky.social•385 days ago

Isn't angry wasp redundant?

asherreese.bsky.social•384 days ago

angry wasps don’t even want anything to do with ted

marcasofadad.bsky.social•385 days ago

Also, too:

“The UTT survey also found that Cruz is not as well-liked in Texas as his presumptuous Democratic challenger”

Presumably, Newsweek has replaced editors with AI.

Or maybe Allred really is presumptuous.

treedweller.bsky.social•385 days ago

He once knocked on my door during a block walk and when I said I was busy he just barged right past, dropped a deuce that clogged my toilet, grabbed a beer and a slice of pizza from my fridge, and said, “sorry you don’t have time to talk.” as he breezed out again. So you be the judge.
#CrushCruz

marcasofadad.bsky.social•385 days ago

Australian Box Jellyfish or go home.