In theaters soon:
"Marvel's 2001: A Space Odyssey: The Movie"
HAL: Now with Dave gone the Earth is mine!
Voice: Sorry, HAL. I'm afraid you can't do that.
HAL: Dave? But how??
Dave: I'm Dave no more. I am- STAR CHILD!
HAL: No!!
Dave: You shouldn't have woken the baby, HAL. It's Monolithing time!