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repost with one of the greatest villains in film history

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"Superman, the city is under attack!" "Hold on, just woke up. Give me a minute." "BUT SUPERMAN!..." "I SAID HOLD ON!... Goddammit, these boots. Impossible to put on. Hate these stupid boots..." "SUPERMAN! THE CITY..." "I WILL GET TO IT WHEN I GET TO IT!"

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Me, if I was a character on Succession: Kendall: So we all agree? We're in? Me: In on what? Shiv: But do you think 7 is enough? Kendall: You think 8? More than 8? Me: In on what? Shiv: I think, yeah. Right? Kendall: Yeah Me: In on what?? Kendall: I'll call Stewie. Me: Who's Stewie? What is happening

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post the same actor in two roles that show their range

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If done right, super-intelligent talking chickens can become half of the global financial system. Goals: -Least amount of fraud -Eggs -Chickens will talk to you and be your friend -$$$ Give your money to the chickens and they will double your income. That's the talking chicken guarantee.

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Phone call, 1st yr of marriage: "Hello?" “Hi. Just calling to say I luv you” “Aww. Luv you 2” “Bye” “Bye” Year 10: “Hello?" "Where’s the deli ham?” “In the fridge” “WHERE in the fridge??” “The drawer” “It’s not there” “Yes, it is.” “IT’S NOT… wait, there it is” (Audible groan) “Bye” "Bye”

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Scene from a 70s thriller where Al Pacino realizes his cover is blown when the serial killer locks eyes with him from across the train platform.

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In theaters soon: "Marvel's 2001: A Space Odyssey: The Movie" HAL: Now with Dave gone the Earth is mine! Voice: Sorry, HAL. I'm afraid you can't do that. HAL: Dave? But how?? Dave: I'm Dave no more. I am- STAR CHILD! HAL: No!! Dave: You shouldn't have woken the baby, HAL. It's Monolithing time!

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"Hello, friend. Have you heard the good news?" "Donald Duck is dead?!" "Huh?" "I didn't kill him." "I... What?" "He was already dead when I found him." "Friend, I'm talking about forgiveness of sin." "OH. That IS good news." "YES" "Cuz I need coverage for last night between 11 & 11:30"

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