Shitty Item Idea:
Cowtapult: This looks like a cow, but with a command word it transforms into a catapult.
Alternatively, this catapult launches only cows. #DnD
Cowtapult: This looks like a cow, but with a command word it transforms into a catapult.
Alternatively, this catapult launches only cows. #DnD
Comments
If the cow is transformed or if the spell is cast on a bull, the target becomes a hostile Auroch.
I'll take five.
In other words, its perfect.
"Good Sir Cowtapult, although this may LOOK like a boulder that we've painted white with black spots, let me sure you this is a grade A, genuine Holstein."