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mjbaines.bsky.social
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I’m currently using a hairdryer on a stone I painted white. And my cat is looking at me with a ferocity of judgement that’s making my skin prickle.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

When football fans and nerds cross paths.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Mr dignified

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My DM house-rule is that if it’s gone 10 days since the last session, then I add +1 DC to the first check of the next session for each player for every additional day they haven’t organized the time for our next game. (And no, I haven’t told them this.)

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I spend ages each morning doing beautiful coffee art. With foam and swirls and maybe even a sunset landscape. Yet by the time I reach the end of the frankly tiny hallway and reach my bf, it’s always an over spilling hot steaming mug of shite.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

There is a lot wrong with the world right now. However. I have been slow roasting a pair of baby cauliflowers for 4 hours. Having massaged garlic butter into them with my own two hands. And soon I’ll eat them with my boyfriend for dinner. So I can briefly be content.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Forgot I was wearing a paper party hat, and only realized while showering when the disgustingly soggy clump fell off my head, slipped down my chest and splashed onto the floor. 🤢😂

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Pop into X: see disinformation (lies) about PrEP, and usual terf shizzle. Return here: see someone’s D&D art and a thread about new indie authors to follow. 🦋🥰

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

How many ‘don’t ask’ things do you allow your partner a week?? I know it’s Friday. But I feel he’s just had 10th of the week! This time, an 8:30 delivery of bleach after he’s been in the bathroom a while.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment