mjbaines.bsky.social
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Writer. Reader. Dungeon Master.
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Happy Birthday! I hope you’re doing good 🥰.
(And love is on the floor by my bed waiting for me)
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DM me if ever need an emergency stash sent 🍫
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Yehhh. Well done for getting there though! And for continuing the journey.
I look forward to seeing if this impacts any future books haha
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😂 the rollercoaster! Is hard for sure!
Bf also struggles to fully separate what’s natural him and his flow of desire, and what’s impacted by other stuff like mental health goings on or body shizzle etc. So makes the clean label of ‘I’m this’ a bit of a confusing mess. But. We are what we are! ❤️🔥🖤
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👋 my bf identities as this (though is still finding his way with what it means for him and if fully fits). So on his behalf I welcome you to the dramatic rollercoaster club of flux.
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Launches cowpats
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Been looking around too - bf needs a new job and applied to lots all over the place.
It’s been a little bit depressing how bad a lot of the world is… but I’ve been liking the looks of Spain and Sweden
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Ish! Might be moving soon as bf is seeking a new job. And he’s applying to all over the world. So both excited and pre-emptively stressed 😂
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Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of art, insights and great hair. X
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Should be!! Give players advantage on intimidation stuff if they’re a big burly beast. So should work this way too! Haha
Either way. Great work. 🙌⭐️
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Surely it’s cheating to have a character so wholesomely adorable?? Essentially a nat20 for every persuasion roll 😂
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This sucks sorry. Feel free to ever reach out if want! But I’m sure you’ve got it all covered :).
And who knows?? Maybe you’ve now earned the greatest February recorded in human history.
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😂
Though… is watching sterling play, actually watching Arsenal? Still don’t really believe it whenever I see him in the shirt! And nobody can say he’s playing for it. (No offense to the guy! Do like him. Just… not doing it atm!)
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Makes sense! Thank you Rory. In 6 months when I gatecrash your next crisis to talk about asses instead I’ll share my progress haha.
(And good luck)
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Ah okay! Maybe I need to be brave and sweaty and up my game from the slow flow vibe. Thank you!
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*it can help - therapy - not me. Soz. I have my own therapist 😂
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Oh! I forgot it was you who recommended yoga for a better ass. Totally off topic. But, not seeing gains yet 😢😂
Seems sadly not… but at least you know how to approach the process and that I can help? :)
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Christ. And it’s not even 9am!! 🤯💣
… but probably professional therapist help… for you, them, and any others directly impacted!
Good luck and best wishes
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Sometimes life is just crap. Well done for trying to do something positive.
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One theory is that the art was never that good and I’m a clumsy liar.
But the more likely theory is that the 7 steps that is our flat is some sort of space portal stretching out through war zones and storms.
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😂😂 you need a partner who works from home and who loves to procrastinate from doing their job.
But yes - so worth it!
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Consider how awful ‘proper work’ has been historically… thank fuck
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I’m sorry to hear this. A scary stressful time ;/. Best wishes, and shout if I can do anything. Even if it’s just a distracting chat about poetry or the dream book cover for a mini book key ring. :)
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The less accurate you are, the more cis. Based on my own public toilet observations!
- in the least pervy way possible -
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😂 I’m currently doing west ham & England with 1966 database. But I didn’t win the World Cup… so I feel quite guilty.
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😂 fine - you can put tongue experimentations as a proper tick!
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👋👋
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Put a bulldog clip on your tongue.
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As a DM I once didn’t want to admit that behind my screen I had somehow dropped and rolled off the table ALL my 20s during the session…
So instead of picking them up I covered a notepad page in the numbers randomly, and would jab my pencil at the page without looking to choose a number.
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(Oh damn. He’s now 40!!!! I’m old)
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Arteta is too obsessed with tall strong men! (I can’t blame him). But it’s not all about arm muscle!!
Bring back the agile twinky exciting players of Cazorla!
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Sign me up for the pre-orders
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Ooh! 👀
My guess…
🏳️🌈☠️🖤
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One year I was convinced that if I painted every segment in the same colour it would look really cool.
My parents kept telling me it was a waste and wouldn’t.
Unfortunately I chose black, and they were right.
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Nope. Helps build the authenticity and emotional connection etc.
And congrats! Always an incredibly exciting moment
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I like a man with hobbies 🥰
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😍 I’ll let you know if manage to slip it into my next session.
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🤣 I’ll take a D&D object as payment for that quotable review.
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Hmm. Well. ‘Steady decline’ made both cats leave…
Which is no comment on the quality! Just an observation 😅
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Listening now with two cats laying on me while dosed up on cough syrup and I’m enjoying!