absolutely rush that baby through production - ThreadSky

clairewillett.bsky.social • 26 days ago

absolutely rush that baby through production

Reposted from smarxy baby

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

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williampreston.bsky.social•26 days ago

No safety regulators, please

juleezworld.bsky.social•26 days ago

They deserve each other!

altsampiper.bsky.social•26 days ago

And of course now he gets to paint it the way he wanted it painted 8 years ago. Reminiscent of his piece of shit "Trump Force One"

robinbeltane.bsky.social•26 days ago

Secret Service must be overjoyed....

omendreamer.bsky.social•26 days ago

Think of all the data we'll gain from the inevitable explosion!

brainmist.bsky.social•26 days ago

You know what would really help?

AI.

In fact, AI the AI at least 15 times, for extra AI-ness!

herrlander.bsky.social•25 days ago

Hopefully Boeing's primary focus will be profit for shareholders.

steelydanrather.bsky.social•26 days ago

kimsinftw.bsky.social•26 days ago

Fuck, he’s gonna get that dumbass AF1 paint job he wants. Black, red, & gold I think? Like his stupid plane. So dumb.

morewildones.bsky.social•26 days ago

I JUST became a fan of deregulation

ceilingcat.bsky.social•26 days ago

Elon: "you don't need to inspect every system, just sign off on the inspection. I'm sure the factory and your contractors did their job."

travalanch.bsky.social•25 days ago

This thing is going to have overhead compartments that slice your fingers off

The landing gear is held on with plastic screws but since it’s AF1 they sprung for two

The ECM system is Software as a Service that pushes live updates mid-flight that break navigation

The cabin windows are square

jeglaspey.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Square cabin windows." That's GOLD, Jerry. Gold!

travalanch.bsky.social•25 days ago

The yoke has been replaced with third-party JoyCons rigged for fly-by-wire

Navigation is an AI with a 30% chance of routing the flight to Latveria

The interior is all stainless steel. Even the seat cushions

The bulkhead door unlocks via bluetooth connection to an app

travalanch.bsky.social•25 days ago

Okay one more:

The IFF transponder can be bribed

tarasque.bsky.social•25 days ago

Genius

katmojen.bsky.social•25 days ago

By all means slash safety regulations to get it in use within the next year. No inspectors needed, no final safety inspections or tests. Just throw that bitch together and ship it ride on over to the orange titty baby.

czedwards.bsky.social•26 days ago

Testing is for beta cucks, Boeing. Real men don’t test anything.

jadehawk.bsky.social•26 days ago

as a polish person, i would love to share a very specific recent history take, but i have no idea how to do it in a way that's not fedposting 😬

ausir.bsky.social•26 days ago

Let’s just say I hope Trump honors the legacy of a famous Polish president

knaveryesque.bsky.social•26 days ago

Push that envelope so far in the cancellation area.

clairewillett.bsky.social•26 days ago

safety checks just slow you down!

altsampiper.bsky.social•26 days ago

And let's think about this for a moment, do we honestly think the Russians won't have bugs all over that plane if Elon Musk is involved.

annarikki.bsky.social•26 days ago

They say quality control is just a liberal plot 👀

jennifed.bsky.social•25 days ago

First Air Force One to go to Mars! Do. It. Oh, the glory!

clairewillett.bsky.social•26 days ago

that’s definitely not me with a baseball cap pulled down low to hide my face slipping a stack of Benjamins to Boeing’s Senior VP of Doors Flying Off Prevention with a note that says “take the Chevy to the levee”