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ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Always interesting that people who continually dump on Bluesky and threaten to go back to Twitter have nothing good to say and will not be missed.

I join if they offered healthcare, vision, and dental plan with low copay

Almost verbatim, unbelievable

Press the attack on all fronts: ICE, denying habeas corpus, the BBB pork & tax cuts, Elon’s role in destroying USAID, lack of accountability at DOGE, Signalgate, attacking science, attacking education, attacking vaccines, Emoluments like free planes, attacking allies, tariff chaos. ✊

Every accusation is a confession

Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"

Something something charismatic leaders. This may or may not be about Dune. #Dune #Dunesky #Memes #Sietchposting

What is she thinking 🤔

Elon Musk’s dumb tech bro billionaire vision is replacing human review with AI slop because human workers are worthless NPCs who are taking up space and costing billionaires the tax breaks they deserve

Such insolence 😏

Godspeed, rebels

And there you have it. ICE didn't target migrant workers in Kristi Noem's farms or Sarah Huckabee Sanders' meatpacking plants because they wanted to create a riot in LA as a pretext to declaring martial law. They don't care about undocumented migrants, they only care about controlling US citizens.

#Caturday in the bath yelling

What happened to states’ rights, Kristi?

This was prescient unfortunately

When moron meets meat head

I’m hoping for: 1. No more government subsidies 2. Cancelled SpaceX contracts 3. Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files 4. Deportation to CECOT for being the leader of MS-13

Hydroponic strawberries > dirt grown strawberries

Just vacuumed the floors, loaded and started the dishwasher, scrubbed the sink with barkeepers friend, brushed and flossed. I don’t care that it’s 2 in the morning, I want to wake to a clean kitchen. 🤪

I looked at a legal advice forum discussing civil rights issues with answers written allegedly by lawyers, but the responses sound suspiciously like ChatGPT, which characteristically replies by repeating your question verbosely back to you 🤨

That's a Texas Softball national title, y'all 🤘🤘🏼🤘🏽

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social HAFFY BURFDAY!!!

MS-13 gang member Wife beater Human trafficker Pick a lane, corrupt DOJ

Bedtime roundup #catvideos youtube.com/shorts/PcW5x...