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ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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“Los Angeles descends into a moment of nervous silence as the curfew begins & troops keep watch over the people’s most sacred gathering spots… but with the rebels scurrying through the streets, how long can Ghoram stay quiet and will the Emperor have the city pacified before the Olympics next sol?”

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the food pyramid implies the existence of food mummies

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So proud of my amazing wife Karen Dukess and her new novel Welcome to Murder Week on sale today! Amazon calls it one of June’s best mystery, suspense and thriller books.

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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

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There’s been an uptick in “hey how are you?” spam texts from random numbers. I know it’s spam because I’m an introvert. 😌

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Photographed by Donnie Dania of West Virginia, a tree struck by lightning.

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Tesla is supposedly launching its new robotaxi service in Austin on Thursday, so if you hear that I got squashed by one please politicize the fuck out of it

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I just need some paint for my newborn’s room my wife is exp— *tackled by National guard*

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Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.

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¡Mira! ¡Es una bruja!

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What’s more American than protesting? Didn’t they throw English tea into the Boston harbor to kick this revolution off?

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This is what every great catch makes you say but I really feel like this is maybe the best catch of this kind that I've ever seen.

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I swear to god if RFK Jr makes The Liver King and Dr. Mehmet Oz the co-leaders of the CDC

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The reason voters support this zero sum, xenophobic view of immigration is that billionaires controlling media empires fed us the idea why you can’t have nice things or get ahead in life is because of immigrants, not because of what the billionaires are doing

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@jeremyokelley.bsky.social

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Goodbye forever, Uber 👋👋👋

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Mom thinks we all need a reason to smile and a timeline cleanse. That means me! Great things come in small and fluffy packages! This is an early “welcome home” photo. Warning to all real and fake rodents/fish out there: I’m fast and (mostly) fearless. #catsofbluesky #cats #blueskycats #tbt

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RATM was 25 years too soon music.apple.com/us/album/the...

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Reminder: Megan McArdle is paid to publish the opinion to liberals that conservatives are right and liberals are wrong.

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Void cats are cool, a little loopy, little chaos agents

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murder

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Showing off my new tie

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Remember when Joe Biden called the MAGA cult “semi” fascistic and all the MAGA shits pooped their diapers over it for days?

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Trade talks with the United States are simple for the other countries. You basically just show up and sit there, say nothing, and the U.S. delegation will just keep negotiating against themselves until you get a better deal than even before the tariffs. Then the U.S. will claim a "win."

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Have a kitty. This is Archer. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through St. Francis of Assisi Animal Rescue. Learn more about Archer here: www.stfrananimal.org/animals/deta...

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So insurrections are bad now

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#WWDC news: Apple copies Windows Vista which copied MacOS X Aqua

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Apple will announce at WWDC today that Siri will get dumber and less capable in the next iOS release

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everyone say thank you Napoleon Solo

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Like you I am focused on Los Angeles. But we better learn to multitask. Because we need to also stay focused on this: Trump turned over the staffing, funding & inner workings of our federal agencies to a man who attacked his Treasury Secy & who he tells us is a drug addict.

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