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ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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My kiddo was building a rescue boat with Lego. When we asked him what that part was, he said, "It's a ramp so disabled people can get on the boat easier." He's 5. #a11y #proudPapa #Lego

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Womp womp

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

@jeremyokelley.bsky.social Do you accept?

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new quest marker just dropped

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: nothing, just want to boost this skeet

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

None of these guys are in proper uniforms. How is the target here supposed to assume this Sicario bullshit is actually the cops?

submitted 12 hours ago • 85 comments

Another 10/10 performance by Pam Bondi's Justice Department.

submitted 12 hours ago • 85 comments

🤨 primary them

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My TL is an absolute disaster with all the noise from LA, but don’t forget we’re also opposed to the BBB deficit spending bill brought to you by Project 2025. He’s trying to fund more ethnic cleansing. Now that opposition from Elon has been quashed, it’s important to be heard.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

And Dems wanted him back on their side… he was never going back. Finish him.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

“For Miller, the goal of ‘mass deportations’ has never been about law and order, but about the fantasy of a white America.” Read the story by @amandamarcotte.bsky.social ⬇️

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

“Los Angeles descends into a moment of nervous silence as the curfew begins & troops keep watch over the people’s most sacred gathering spots… but with the rebels scurrying through the streets, how long can Ghoram stay quiet and will the Emperor have the city pacified before the Olympics next sol?”

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

the food pyramid implies the existence of food mummies

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

So proud of my amazing wife Karen Dukess and her new novel Welcome to Murder Week on sale today! Amazon calls it one of June’s best mystery, suspense and thriller books.

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

submitted 2 days ago • 390 comments

There’s been an uptick in “hey how are you?” spam texts from random numbers. I know it’s spam because I’m an introvert. 😌

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Photographed by Donnie Dania of West Virginia, a tree struck by lightning.

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Tesla is supposedly launching its new robotaxi service in Austin on Thursday, so if you hear that I got squashed by one please politicize the fuck out of it

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I just need some paint for my newborn’s room my wife is exp— *tackled by National guard*

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Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.

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¡Mira! ¡Es una bruja!

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What’s more American than protesting? Didn’t they throw English tea into the Boston harbor to kick this revolution off?

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