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All of them are great, but this one made me actually laugh out loud:

β€œQuantum physicists posit the existence of infinite universes, so it is entirely within reason that one or more such contained the timeline described by the president, and we look forward to seeing it.”
Reposted from McSweeney's
β€œThe president, perhaps inadvertently, wound up smudging the line between empirical verification and his own boundless optimism.”

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