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localswampgay.bsky.social • 50 days ago

The people demand to know (I’m people)

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Who here sleeps naked? How do you deal with the thought that if someone comes and murders you, when your body is found your schlong will just be out?

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viridian.bsky.social•50 days ago

When you live alone you don’t need to dress 😌

localswampgay.bsky.social•50 days ago

But what if a burglar or fire or demon comes in, I’d feel so unprepared and cold

viridian.bsky.social•50 days ago

I sleep hot and I’d welcome the company

durwood.bsky.social•50 days ago

I would consider that a bigger problem than my being naked. Perhaps my nudity would scare them off? 🤔 No I don't want to admit that as a possibility.

kenjimallon.bsky.social•50 days ago

I've got blankets!

adichandorkar.bsky.social•50 days ago

come visit, I'll show ya!

brianjarvis.com•50 days ago

Naked is fine. Easier temp control, less laundry. And I'm lazy.

misonnyside.bsky.social•50 days ago

The amount of people that will see your schlong when you die is larger than you’d like to think. So might as well start early.

And I’m not shy ☺️😅

ajvsell.bsky.social•49 days ago

👀

robrecker.bsky.social•49 days ago

I'm afraid it will look shriveled. Doubtful it is going to look like a shower.

giddyandgay.bsky.social•49 days ago

👀👀

seraphism.bsky.social•50 days ago

This is a thought that occurs to me since I do sleep naked, although it's usually more, what if there's a burglar and I don't have time to throw on a dressing gown or what if I have a heart attack?

Worst thought: what if something happens whilst I'm enjoying my pre-sleep "wind down"... 😬🤣

mikeynog.bsky.social•49 days ago

I don’t get it. That’s exactly why I sleep naked.

jdyishrn.bsky.social•50 days ago

Omg I only sleep naked, demons be damned

micarebear.bsky.social•50 days ago

Wearing clothes while I sleep is physically dangerous to me

irritatingly.gay•50 days ago

Naked in the summer, sweatpants and a t-shirt in the winter

stenar.net•50 days ago

I sleep naked. I don’t have thoughts of someone coming in and murdering me, so that’s how I deal with it.

localswampgay.bsky.social•50 days ago

What’s it like to be so at ease! Tho, I am more concerned about the run of the mill emergency

stenar.net•50 days ago

I have a tshirt and shorts handy.

ebonmoth.bsky.social•50 days ago

I used to sleep naked back before we had people living here that made it uncomfortable to walk naked around the house. One day, I'll get back to being able to sleep naked.

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

It seems not many people understand the gravity of being naked in an emergency

localswampgay.bsky.social•50 days ago

No they don’t! And they seem to not understand the more skin exposed the less protected you are from attacks!

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

It’ll feel so good some day when us overthinkers were right about everything

localswampgay.bsky.social•50 days ago

They will rue the day!!

pplusowl.bsky.social•50 days ago

Have an emergency pair of jammy bottoms behind glass at your bedside.

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

And what, ask the murderer to put them on me after he’s finished the task?

rhomulus508.bsky.social•50 days ago

Time to keep a sign on the nightstand with instructions on how to clothe you after.

pplusowl.bsky.social•50 days ago

If you say please, or leave a kind note with them.

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

Should I give them a 20% tip while I’m at it?

pplusowl.bsky.social•50 days ago

416mlac.bsky.social•49 days ago

I can't sleep in clothes

drrnbrcks.bsky.social•50 days ago

a little treat for the forensics team

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

I’ve said it many times and I’ll continually say it, what if it’s your family that finds you

kenjimallon.bsky.social•50 days ago

Payback for that time I came home from high school with my friend Tabitha and my dad was taking a little nakey nap on the couch

zealsthedeal.bsky.social•50 days ago

Oh my

drrnbrcks.bsky.social•50 days ago

they were there for the naked birth, they can handle the naked death

stickycrows.bsky.social•49 days ago

👋 naked sleeper. Would rather risk a hypothetical intruder seeing my bare ass than have to deal with the fabric of PJs or underwear gripping the sheets and getting tangled up in them every damn night.

emmenemm.bsky.social•50 days ago

Naked or undies. If someone murders me, I hope it’s quick and painless.

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