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thedailyshow.com • 13 days ago

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annemargaretdaniel.bsky.social•13 days ago

I thought for sure you would have used the I mean she's obviously not white but I love her quote of his....

stinsworth.bsky.social•13 days ago

sirocco52.bsky.social•13 days ago

What about his wife??

eltopo71.com•13 days ago

I don't know man, a JD Vance valentine just isn't the same without a couch.

kilgoretrouti9.bsky.social•12 days ago

#SOMUCHLOSING

mamabunkelly.bsky.social•13 days ago

That feeling when this is basically the White House's actual Valentine's Day post. 💀

smartalec1972.bsky.social•13 days ago

Marry one!

thedailyshow.com•13 days ago

meirlyme.bsky.social•13 days ago

No big hurry. :/

eddenis1.bsky.social•13 days ago

Typical corporate lawyers speak. Schumer is worst leader after Harry Reid. We need fighters not appeasers.

dkandiohi.bsky.social•13 days ago

...after consulting with our 'good' billionaire donors.

lawprofblawg.bsky.social•13 days ago

Hi, it's @schumer.senate.gov. Won't you donate to the Democratic party to help us complain about things we claim we have no power to stop?

#Satire

goldstein.bsky.social•13 days ago

Hakeem Jeffries doesn't understand what leverage he has to stop his love for you.

hajoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

Missed opportunity to use his “the people are aroused” quote

hydrocycler.bsky.social•13 days ago

We need @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social Valentines! Schumer’s is perfect. Bring the girls of action out!

sirocco52.bsky.social•13 days ago

He and all the Dems are stressing me out, and I am not American and not living in the US

battleborn1.bsky.social•13 days ago

Time to go Chuck, and take Nancy with you.

cavedude.bsky.social•13 days ago

My gosh, this is so spot on.

mrsisterlove.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is the best one!!

rayanselmo.bsky.social•13 days ago

He'll probably still be talking like this after Elon's brownshirts have hauled him off to a Konzentrationslager in Montana or a blacksite in Poland. SMH

annabellelecter.bsky.social•13 days ago

Hey guys, wouldn't it be great if you could remind Pennsylvania and Ohio that their Republican senators are sitting there while Elon Musk steals our Social Security and our jobs?

jc1659.bsky.social•13 days ago

What is he doing

lediva.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yes, we're all feeling very aroused

tenaciouseye.bsky.social•12 days ago

just-coffee.bsky.social•13 days ago

Funny. He really does need to be replaced. He and some of his old friends are why we can’t do nice things as a party.

saveourdisability.bsky.social•13 days ago

As long as he doesn't get aroused.

bossyred.bsky.social•9 days ago

We have a concept of a plan

larkstone.bsky.social•13 days ago

It’s like a valentine from an HR department run by AI.

brittshef.bsky.social•13 days ago

Repuplicans are red
Democrats are blue
Couch, you lookin’ fine as hell too 😏

jasonegenberg.bsky.social•13 days ago

Trump’s newest Big Lie is unfolding in real time—DOGE’s ‘fraud revelations’ are nothing but smoke and mirrors to gut the government. This article lays out exactly how to stop it from becoming the next Big Lie before it’s too late.

https://jasonegenberg.substack.com/p/the-grand-illusion-trump-musk-and

texasrissie.bsky.social•13 days ago

His Valentine isn’t his wife, it’s his couch.

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