If you asked me a few minutes ago I would have told you with certainty there is no way Parmesan could enhance any man's attractiveness. I stand corrected.
Because a fromage softly grating
Left its curds so infuriating
As the curds that were shredded turned to slime
My host replied
"I've been here the whole time."
I’ve never wondered what the face of a man who was basically force-fed over a quarter pound of Parmesan cheese looks like, but I guess now I know anyway.
Because a grating softly creeping
Changed its game while I was sleeping
And the grating that was sprinkled in my face
Still remains
Within the taste of parmesan
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Left its curds so infuriating
As the curds that were shredded turned to slime
My host replied
"I've been here the whole time."
We are also folks of culture, which is why we anxiously await "Ultramechatron Team Go!" Season 2!
[Fits better. But good effort.]
Left its grains in my neck collar thing~ 🎵
Changed its game while I was sleeping
And the grating that was sprinkled in my face
Still remains
Within the taste of parmesan