[bookstore] ME: do you have any books about the study of plants? CLERK: botany? ME: no that's why I'm here - ThreadSky

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kalvinmacleod.bsky.social • 52 days ago

[bookstore]

ME: do you have any books about the study of plants?

CLERK: botany?

ME: no that's why I'm here

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CLERK: BOUGHT. A. KNEE.
ME: oh yea my grandpa got one of those. took him months to recover. he can ride a bike now.
CLERK: follow me.
ME: where?
CLERK: SCIENCE SECTION
Me: why?
CLERK: BECAUSE that's where the books would be about the STUDY OF PLANTS, also known as BOTANY.
Me: ha you still on that

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•52 days ago

haha nice

johnnyrabbit.bsky.social•52 days ago

Nice

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•52 days ago

No, she wasn't

wireddifferently.bsky.social•52 days ago

omg YES

druidiamac.bsky.social•52 days ago

I guess some people didn't sound it out to get the joke 😂

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•52 days ago

it's probably because they didn't read it at all lol

druidiamac.bsky.social•52 days ago

Whenever I read something that doesn't make sense as written, I say it out loud and it is almost always instantly hilarious. Around the family and friends I have here, they call me the Punnynator lol 😂

3dmouse.bsky.social•52 days ago

🤣👍📖🌱

bbqdotgov.bsky.social•52 days ago

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•52 days ago

Was he at the bookstore too?

mrgreen93.bsky.social•52 days ago

When I worked in a library, a man once walked up to the desk and said he’d like to return a book “May I add it was horrible” he continued “It had too many characters and the plot was completely incoherent!”

I replied “Oh so you’re the bloke who took the phone book”

kalvinmacleod.bsky.social•52 days ago

CLERK: no you want botany
ME: that's pretty bad grammar for someone that works in a bookstore.

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