Lauren Boebert wants Trump to appoint Dan Bongino as the Secretary of Secret Service. There isn’t a “Secretary of Secret Service.” - ThreadSky

They need to be on alert for the man in the stairs.

She is such an embarrassment. How could Coloradans elect such an uneducated bimbo that doesn’t even try to educate herself on what she’s talking about.

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basscleffer.bsky.social•104 days ago

Are they dating?

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careynesmithmd.bsky.social•104 days ago

Where’s the laugh button?

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boggledcanuck.bsky.social•104 days ago

"Did IQs just drop sharply was I was away?"

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coloneloolong.bsky.social•104 days ago

YET

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rlaproud.bsky.social•104 days ago

She is an idiot.

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hairfuror1901.bsky.social•104 days ago

"Well, I'll just whip one up," said Lauren Boebert

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prodemocracyjoe.bsky.social•104 days ago

It's too bad we don't have a department of handjobs.

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prodemocracyjoe.bsky.social•104 days ago

Never underestimate the power of maga stupidity

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pissedoffarmyvet.bsky.social•104 days ago

This is why you should not elect anyone who had to take their GED 4 TIMES!

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stevie-z.bsky.social•104 days ago

Every time Boebert squawks Jesus drowns another sack of puppies.

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vickiebluevoter.bsky.social•104 days ago

There is no bottom for ReTHUGlican stupidity.

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loril8066.bsky.social•104 days ago

She’s dumb as a box of rocks. How does this moron keep getting re elected.

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ladygeorgia1951.bsky.social•104 days ago

She is so very dumb!

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gbtwinmom.bsky.social•103 days ago

Idiot!

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cd-1956.bsky.social•104 days ago

Eek!!

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acciostickthing.bsky.social•104 days ago

There's zero chance he's messing with the Secret Service with one of his incompetent morons.

He'll never put his own life in jeopardy.

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ap1228.bsky.social•104 days ago

We just keep electing ignorant fools. We are getting exactly what people voted for.

This should not shock anyone.

We are a very ignorant uneducated society.

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teelee53.bsky.social•104 days ago

And there was just THIS 👇🏼👽🧞‍♀️
(she's not my Rep, thank god)
https://www.9news.com/article/news/politics/national-politics/rep-lauren-boebert-republican-ufo-alien-coverup/73-0e3a0c31-c0d8-4b50-ba2d-3b864a12c777

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dem1947.bsky.social•103 days ago

Doesn’t Elon have a submarine ship ? Boebert planning for her next vacation. City under the sea. Lots of swimming and diving. Seaweed lunch provided. Water free.

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jt1010dog.bsky.social•104 days ago

Maybe Lauren's lobbying for a Secretary of Beetlejuice position. 🤔

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knyteranger.bsky.social•103 days ago

Congressmen need to have a civics test. They don't let you drive a car without taking a test first.

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bgarcher24.bsky.social•104 days ago

Is it wrong to love how dumb she is?

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dem1947.bsky.social•103 days ago

No. It is so entertaining. With her, MTG, and a 3rd one , we’d have the 3 Stooges.

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agreatsong.bsky.social•104 days ago

Thinking Lauren Boebert may have missed the executive branch part of gov in her civics or AG class.

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paula228.bsky.social•104 days ago

Dumb as mud!

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firstnamemaggie.bsky.social•104 days ago

The DOGE Department was recently just an imaginary make believe dillhole's fantasy... life comes at you fast.

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omegajma.bsky.social•104 days ago

I bet she is in for Sec Education. It will be a toss up between her and MTG based on lowest IQ

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evilwhippet.bsky.social•104 days ago

Bobo should be appointed to being Secretary of Art and Culture, given her recent theatrical performances.

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jsk2024.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂😂😂

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jonnaknows.bsky.social•104 days ago

She is very unlucky when it comes to thinking.

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ktownsendd.bsky.social•104 days ago

Wish there wasn’t a Bobert.

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mikemasin.com•103 days ago

There isn't a connection between Boebert and reality either.

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itsjools.bsky.social•104 days ago

Fangirling. She’s soooo dumb.

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goldlady-19.bsky.social•104 days ago

This dumb ass movie molester. This is what GED education looks like, LMAO!

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justneedtosay.bsky.social•104 days ago

Make it stop.

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the-real-moai.bsky.social•104 days ago

I'm worried that the people in her district don't have sufficient education

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barbistall.bsky.social•104 days ago

Who reelected this idiot?

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bluedotdem.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh Lordy she’s one smart cookie, isn’t she?

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briandw.bsky.social•104 days ago

Hey, the ged is a tough test. Any sitting congress critter would fail 3+ times. So, don't expect knowledge to be her strong suit.

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ljak07.bsky.social•104 days ago

You can't fix stupid but you can put lipstick and glasses on it and put it on TV. Maga morons in Colorado deserved to be drawn and quartered for making the country deal with this dipshit for another two years. Utah has one too...not even a dim spark behind the stupid eyes. 🤪😳🤯

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concept-of-a-brain.bsky.social•104 days ago

There is now. I fondly remember the secret police recruiting people to snitch and report anybody making fun of our beloved leader and glorious party. This was another time and another place. Full fucking circle.

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bullit-n-i.bsky.social•104 days ago

Bless her heart!

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jro27.bsky.social•104 days ago

Are you sure? Maybe the secretary just provides service in secrecy?

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ljak07.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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maxbelle.bsky.social•104 days ago

(Shhh. It’s supposed to be a secret)

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jro27.bsky.social•104 days ago

F'ing Bobo ...

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kt-bluetwo.bsky.social•104 days ago

Has Boebert been nominated for Secretary of Education yet...😂🤣😂

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pheromonevibe.bsky.social•104 days ago

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sneakyphish.bsky.social•104 days ago

It hurt itself in its confusion!

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jsorenson.bsky.social•104 days ago

To be fair, she was thinking of The SS, but “Secret Service” just slipped out.

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jaxbbax.bsky.social•104 days ago

Only the beast...

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charlieel.bsky.social•104 days ago

It’s insanity this woman got re-elected.

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gemini618.bsky.social•104 days ago

Can you even imagine a constituency with an IQ even lower than hers?

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maggyw.bsky.social•104 days ago

It’s a rw Evangelical district.

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gemini618.bsky.social•104 days ago

And there ya go.

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trasimm62.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh! Nice to know evangelicals are fine with the Theater Diddler as their representative

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gemini618.bsky.social•103 days ago

Beetlejuice Boebert

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promises2keep.bsky.social•104 days ago

we really need a LOL icon (& more) (it she's an idiot icon) on Bluesky. the lone '<3' just doesn't cut it.

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karmareminder.bsky.social•104 days ago

She comes from my state. Forgive us. Ugh.

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dana1469.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤦🏻‍♀️

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imflywithangels.bsky.social•104 days ago

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honeybea45.bsky.social•104 days ago

As we've been asking America Why? I think the same should be asked the folks of Colorado the same question. Why? Why? Why would you reelect such a dunce?

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k3ymast3r.bsky.social•104 days ago

The only job Boebert is qualified for is the one she gave that guy in the theater.

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trasimm62.bsky.social•103 days ago

She is just the dumbest excuse

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jess16.bsky.social•104 days ago

Just put Fox News in charge of our government since they already are.

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pinkylee2024.bsky.social•104 days ago

Lol

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kimv50day.bsky.social•104 days ago

Beetleboobs is still so dumb 🙄

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sprinkles115.bsky.social•104 days ago

Hahaha...wait... he'll make one via executive order 😕

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chiefs3peat.bsky.social•104 days ago

Stop electing dumb people.

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thebigredape.bsky.social•104 days ago

Too late for that

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artwells.com•104 days ago

none of this is about what is real

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faithwilson.bsky.social•104 days ago

Well they make up things to get outraged about so why now make up a cabinet position too? 🤷🏻

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garry1369.bsky.social•104 days ago

🥴🤣😂

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evildallas.bsky.social•104 days ago

If there was such a position, it would probably be the only one that Trump made sure was a competent nominee.

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sxpnce.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh brother 🤦🏼‍♀️

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civetduty.bsky.social•104 days ago

Okay, she said, “The secretary with the Secret Service.”

It sounds like she wants home to be an administrative assistant.

I wonder how many words per minute he types?

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gregkaiser.bsky.social•104 days ago

Colorado mindset 🤮

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allblue24.bsky.social•104 days ago

Shouldn't they have to take some sort of competency test before they are allowed to make laws???

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vekeller.bsky.social•104 days ago

She's dumb as a rock.

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baseballsusan.bsky.social•104 days ago

Dumber

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vekeller.bsky.social•104 days ago

Can’t disagree.

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godhatesyeast.bsky.social•104 days ago

they’re banging

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sundaedivine.bsky.social•104 days ago

No one is taking advice from a 37 year old grandmother who gives handjobs in public.

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est2est.bsky.social•104 days ago

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eny403.bsky.social•104 days ago

Hmmm, seems like trump would.

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arlenr24.bsky.social•104 days ago

Sadly...they are.

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doctormoobs.bsky.social•104 days ago

That's a good rule of thumb.

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cloudx2o.bsky.social•104 days ago

That's the only reason she keeps getting elected. 😏

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cynicalhermit.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂 what a clown show

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spoonienurse.bsky.social•104 days ago

It’s a clown show and Miss I had to take my GED 3 times until I supposedly passed the 4th time (maybe)thinks she’s all of a sudden intelligent enough to be appointing anyone. Lauren Boebert is an IDIOT!

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geoffreyofcastile.bsky.social•104 days ago

If brains were gunpowder, Bobo wouldn't be capable of blowing her nose.

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poppa-squatt.bsky.social•104 days ago

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meliasmouth.bsky.social•104 days ago

The dimmest of the dim bulbs. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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rx7lover.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂😂😂 OMG tff. This literally made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂

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kartman111.bsky.social•104 days ago

I’m frankly surprised that she hasn’t been picked for Secretary of Education.

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truthcomes1st.bsky.social•104 days ago

She's one step closer to being nominated for Secretary of Education - if there is one.

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jdbruin67.bsky.social•104 days ago

She’d make Ditzy DeVos look like a rocket scientist!

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lobsterboy65.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂

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lumby1114.bsky.social•104 days ago

If you're in government,you should at least read at a gr.9 level, speak at a gr. 6 level and spell at a gr.3 level. I believe Boebert has not met the standard.Geez Trump doesn't meet that threshold.How many dumb people will it take before people realize we have a serious case of stupid in the GOP.

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malibujanna.bsky.social•104 days ago

LOL

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jensyn.bsky.social•104 days ago

Here’s to hoping she pulls a Matt Gaetz and quits the house before her nomination hearing then loses the nomination hearing and we then never have to see her again.

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paulatreidesno7.bsky.social•104 days ago

Is that Grant Stinchfield's show? He's a piece of crap MAGA too.

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desertpup.bsky.social•104 days ago

Relax, she’s just auditioning for the secretary of education role. 🤣

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theirishhooker.bsky.social•104 days ago

😆 Colorados 🤡

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therealneiby.bsky.social•104 days ago

She is incandescently ignorant.

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ljak07.bsky.social•104 days ago

Not sure she can claim ignorance, that could imply she has the capacity to learn. But yeah.

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eusouosar.bsky.social•104 days ago

I WANNA BE AT THE RNC

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frances-strege.bsky.social•104 days ago

😜😜😜

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glesgasfinest79.bsky.social•104 days ago

She should stick to handjobs in public

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atothez-amber.bsky.social•104 days ago

I just f-cking can't. No. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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leighton-evans.bsky.social•104 days ago

The gift that keeps on giving

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lydiaking.bsky.social•104 days ago

And she was re-elected ..

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flemmingcarlson.bsky.social•104 days ago

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mbayayangu.bsky.social•104 days ago

Thats what they want you to think!
The person that serves as Secretary is just too Secret.

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wolverinea2.bsky.social•104 days ago

See what a lack of education brings, and she has three boys. SMDH

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gildedmagnolia.bsky.social•103 days ago

😳

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inezsneks2024.bsky.social•104 days ago

The morons who keep re-electing this bobble head🤮🤮🤮

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whiskeythinker.bsky.social•104 days ago

I can't possibly fathom being this stupid.

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noahlz.bsky.social•104 days ago

Not yet!

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serendipityinfl.bsky.social•104 days ago

I think Colorado is just punking us. They can't be serious with this chic.

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snarky-op.bsky.social•104 days ago

@donaldjputin.bsky.social

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donaldjputin.bsky.social•104 days ago

Did Dan perform some... service... for Bobo... or vice versa?

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snarky-op.bsky.social•104 days ago

@lauferlaw.bsky.social

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mtery616.bsky.social•104 days ago

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purefax23.bsky.social•104 days ago

She was also just re-elected. It infuriates me that my tax dollars are gonna pay this imbecile a pension.

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brandi-d.bsky.social•104 days ago

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kimmieg.bsky.social•104 days ago

Jeez Louise

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jamieemorgann.bsky.social•104 days ago

This is who’s suppose to run the department of education y’all.

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shewolfnc.bsky.social•104 days ago

If the word Dumb had a face. 😆

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thomasjheaney.bsky.social•104 days ago

tell her she can run the gazpacho police

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estaciamoon.bsky.social•104 days ago

lol they fired him- for a reason.

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sicfella.bsky.social•104 days ago

Just because there isn't a secretary of secret service doesn't mean we can't give dan bongorno the title.

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yourmomskitty.bsky.social•104 days ago

I’ve officially checked out. I can’t take it.

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romansmith.bsky.social•104 days ago

This is why she should run the Dept of Education...right?

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anh216.bsky.social•104 days ago

Perfect. Putting some talking head to be in charge of protecting cheeto? I agree with this move.

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starrling.bsky.social•104 days ago

Every time I think that she can't get any more stupid, she shows I was wrong, with crap like this.

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audiinhd.bsky.social•104 days ago

She’s so ignorant, I bet rump would like her for sec of education.

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lyndablueskycanada.bsky.social•104 days ago

Please don’t say that out loud.

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runawaygypsy.bsky.social•104 days ago

Why hasn’t her GED been recalled!?

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halclay.bsky.social•104 days ago

I’ll never not hate these idiots.

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therealmrsweary.bsky.social•104 days ago

Boebert pops up just to remind us how stupid she still is.

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texasbreathen.bsky.social•104 days ago

Be prepared for Trump to eliminate secret service and replace with military.

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weshlovrcm.bsky.social•104 days ago

How about a Secretary for Movie Groping?

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jajabar.bsky.social•104 days ago

the garden is full of fools, and many jump the fence

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arabianbob.bsky.social•104 days ago

But yes let’s eliminate the Dept of Education

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vlesions.bsky.social•104 days ago

What sends it is she looks like she's actually trying to be serious and intelligent

trying*

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boomerbabe4.bsky.social•104 days ago

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asimkovsky.bsky.social•104 days ago

“Assistant to the regional manager”

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loril8066.bsky.social•104 days ago

LMAO that was a good one!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 best show on earth haha

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wilonab.bsky.social•104 days ago

She really needs "Civics for Dummies"...

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robern.bsky.social•104 days ago

This can't be real life anymore, right?

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hebejeebee.bsky.social•104 days ago

Well that's because it's a secret... Duh.. 😂

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tomeaston.bsky.social•104 days ago

Well with that kind of attitude there never will be

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proudgayvet.bsky.social•104 days ago

Good work Colorado.

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jinathhyder.bsky.social•104 days ago

A dictatorship can create whatever role it wants though

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deathmetalmkf.bsky.social•104 days ago

They're also touting Vivek's "department" as being something of relevance. It's not.

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metooeither2.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh dude, it's SUPER relevant! This is how the US is going to create slaves!

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vorticitymaxima.net•104 days ago

Outside of government Department of Efficiency
Department Advisory Panel.

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snarky-op.bsky.social•104 days ago

👍👍👍

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deathmetalmkf.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yeah, 0 power. An advisory board is all it is.

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bodyman80.bsky.social•102 days ago

She's been nominated to be honored as the dumbest person to ever serve as a U.S. Congressional Representative. Congratulations! Quite an accomplishment.

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saqueen.bsky.social•104 days ago

Please make this go-away for good!!

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chandani.bsky.social•104 days ago

MENSA, put a rush on her membership application🫤

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kimmytd.bsky.social•104 days ago

Education is so important.

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peterlion.bsky.social•104 days ago

SO much of what is wrong with America's politics can be solved if we all just STOPPED electing stupid people.

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professstudent.bsky.social•104 days ago

Yeah! You're here too already!

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voteplanet.bsky.social•104 days ago

The Secretary of Secret Service is in charge of the aliens -shhh🤫

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wefr1700.org•104 days ago

Just how do people like this get elected???

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maggyw.bsky.social•104 days ago

She kow
tows to
Rw evangelicals.

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nevergop.bsky.social•104 days ago

That GED was a joke.

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wire2wire.bsky.social•104 days ago

But yet, she got reelected

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aeblood.bsky.social•103 days ago

I am stupefied by her ignorance…

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mydoggofrankie.bsky.social•104 days ago

Shhh don’t tell her

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capaltunnel.bsky.social•104 days ago

How dare you disrespect the newest pick for Secretary of Public Handjobs.

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tythorjo.bsky.social•104 days ago

That's our girl!! Can always count on her to say/do something dumb.

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flokarp.bsky.social•104 days ago

The Dept of Gov. Efficiency shall deem this into reality.

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lauraky.bsky.social•104 days ago

When it comes to Boebert, you can't fix stupid.

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spmcelroy.bsky.social•104 days ago

Feckin eejit 🙄

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rosebenson.bsky.social•104 days ago

But now we live on Earth 2

😵‍💫🤦‍♀️

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drea33.bsky.social•104 days ago

The science checks out.

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hungrydark903.bsky.social•104 days ago

For over half my life I've often wondered; how half of elected representatives, don't seem to understand how the government works.

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annndy.bsky.social•104 days ago

GED Barbie says what

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arlene1977.bsky.social•104 days ago

Her stupidity has no end.

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amynic2525.bsky.social•104 days ago

She definitely shows her lack of knowledge

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martycat.bsky.social•104 days ago

😂

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drevoll.bsky.social•104 days ago

She truly is droll

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jc420.bsky.social•104 days ago

MAGA: "Well, that's just your opinion."

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mamakaffy1.bsky.social•104 days ago

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vorticitymaxima.net•104 days ago

🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

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kelbel330.bsky.social•103 days ago

She’s an embarrassment to my state and I wish she would crawl back to FL and the swamp that spawned her.

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jacquekc.bsky.social•104 days ago

Confirming these are fake 🇺🇸 with fake ids. Nothing makes sense! Poorly educated or imposters?

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justdebky.bsky.social•104 days ago

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iamjackedup.bsky.social•104 days ago

The only people who actually care about anything she has to say are the MAGA cult.

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wellguesswhat.bsky.social•104 days ago

hah, Secret Service has the worst job satisfaction in the entire federal government

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dem1947.bsky.social•103 days ago

💡 let’s make her head of Secret Service!

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cloudx2o.bsky.social•104 days ago

It's quite scary how pathetically stupid this woman is. 😳

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stonia2.bsky.social•104 days ago

The Age of Stupid

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disillusionedone.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤣

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exactlysorta.bsky.social•104 days ago

It may not exist yet, but Secretary of the SS sounds extremely on-brand for Republicans

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tressa77.bsky.social•104 days ago

She is so smart it takes my breath away,🤣🤣🤣🤣

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sean05evans.bsky.social•104 days ago

She thinks she is getting appointed Head of the Handy HoHo.

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gestaultineer.bsky.social•104 days ago

I am completely surprised that Bobo hasn't been nominated to head the Dept. Of Education.

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fight4democracynow.bsky.social•104 days ago

🤦‍♀️

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stephaniehawks.bsky.social•104 days ago

Can we inact a law that members of Congress have to pass a basic civics test. Omg

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luarvik.bsky.social•104 days ago

Stinkfield Tonight

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reader1970.bsky.social•102 days ago

But...but...HER EMAILS
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-boxes-seized-mar-a-lago-immunity-2024-11

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doyley14.bsky.social•104 days ago

She can't be that stupid or ignorant...can she ?

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sunnyresist.bsky.social•104 days ago

Oh, yes she can…and she is! When I see vid clips of her questioning anyone at committee hearings, it always strikes me funny how she tries so hard to appear educated and intelligent. She always fails…miserably.

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dem1947.bsky.social•103 days ago

She reminds of a little girl playing dress up. But she’s definitely not.

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doyley14.bsky.social•104 days ago

For sure, she is the idiots idiot.
She really shouldn't try hard to be clever, as she will always fail.

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