My old man's a thermos He wears a thermostat - ThreadSky

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samwhyte.bsky.social • 1 day ago

My old man's a thermos
He wears a thermostat

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...it's got a little pop-up top
And a cute little silver cap

He fills it from the kettle
In two tea bags he pops
Its only when he gets to work
It's still on the counter-top

orkitecht85.bsky.social•1 day ago

He plays goal like Onana,
But flaps like David James,
And lets in shots like Carson,
So the gaffer calls him names.

erisven.bsky.social•1 day ago

He wears smart meter trousers
And heats my council flat.

mshelock.bsky.social•1 day ago

My old man's Tom Tugend, he wears a Tom Tugend hat

protopigeon.lol•1 day ago

👏

violaoutside.bsky.social•1 day ago

Godammit Sam I’ll be singing that to myself all night now 😂

swearyprof.bsky.social•1 day ago

FOLLOWED

matthayes292.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've just spat beer over my phone! Im having that as a Dad joke.

samwhyte.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's a very dad joke, but I spent ages working out a word it would work with

matthayes292.bsky.social•1 day ago

Time well spent.

hoodie1878.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just remembered that old joke about a daft fella being told a thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold so went and bought one.

Next asked what he had in his flask. Some soup and a choc ice he replied. Here all day.

stewmh.bsky.social•1 day ago

This classic Sean Lock joke

samwhyte.bsky.social•1 day ago

I remember it as two coffees and a choc ice, but I like yours also

dcharlie.bsky.social•1 day ago

He helps dry off my trousers
And heats up my council flat

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