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Particle physics and nonsense, mainly
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I like Andor because normally in star wars planets can either be Sand, Forest, Water or City but they've introduced a new planet: French

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originally the Star Wars opening crawl was going to continue on and describe the entire movie

submitted 619 days ago • 9 comments

MEGATHREAD™ the Star Wars original trilogy movies are strewn with objects that are aeronautical in origin. let's try and round up as many as we can not covered: prequels, sequels, spin-offs main credits/links at the end 1/

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Darth Vader needed Tunes in 1997

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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

just found out for whom the bells tolls....absolutely fuming

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

You wouldn't download a computer

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This research method is known as the 'Brucie'

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Who among us does not love to destroy their enrichment

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Probably the hardest image of scientific malpractice ever captured. Archeologist Manuel Esteve Guerrero rocking a freshly discovered hoplite helmet.

submitted 17 days ago • 80 comments

Can’t believe we got away with making Penguin publish this.

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

Well, as I’m sure you all know, we mark something important today. Yes: happy 45th anniversary of the thrremony at tremony at the liremony at the libraremony to all who celebrate

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

Missed opportunity that Zweibrücken is not twinned with Three Bridges

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

what synonyms or code do you use to fool toddlers/young children? for a long time in my house, bath bombs could only be referred to as "tub munitions" to prevent meltdowns

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Lads- the Cricket episode of Bluey has just gone on iPlayer. If you have 7 minutes there isn’t a better distillation of the love of the game. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

There's no better excuse to get out of unwanted obligations than having a young child, which is why I created Rent-a-Baby

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

hang on, there were six people in that capsule when it took off, right? so where did the seventh person who got out come from?

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Keir Starmer giving a big speech in Scunthorpe and unveiling, as a very special guest, a visibly emotional Tinie Tempah

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

(26 year-old gag klaxon) RE-REWIND WHEN THE CROWD SAY

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

submitted 25 days ago • 28 comments

it is not cute when toddlers mispronounce things. they are being ignorant

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

submitted 28 days ago • 35 comments

I will never turn off push notifications for my metronome app

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Maple syrup? You mean Branch Dressing

submitted 125 days ago • 7 comments

entered a contest of sheep malapropisms and won by a lambslide

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

3D Maze screensaver

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

"So in the UK, where a car is called a car, it's called AutoGlass, but in Germany, where a car is called an auto, the same company is called CarGlass! In both territories, however, I was pleasantly surprised to find that, not only do they repair, they also -should the occasion call for it- replace."

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know who’s responsible for the clocks going forward, but it happened on my watch.

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway. "The sweat wis lashing oafay Mrs Dalloway; she wis trembling." "I was making the rounds of the Sacrifice Poles when I heard that Mrs Dalloway had escaped." "It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Mrs Dalloway..."

submitted 38 days ago • 156 comments

What are the best songs by Prince? Well I’m glad you asked

submitted 39 days ago • 9 comments