What do you think is your most Floridian-coded characteristic? I’ll tell you if you’re right. - ThreadSky

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theodramatist.com • 136 days ago

What do you think is your most Floridian-coded characteristic?

I’ll tell you if you’re right.

Survived hurricane Andrew!

Very Florida

Came of age during the Brownsville Revival and can play most Lindell Cooley songs

Are any of them about noodling fur gators?

Nah. But one is about fire falling, and I can tell you all kinds of fireworks are legal there…

not actually being from Florida 😂😂😂

I’d accept “parents not from Florida”

😂😂😂 that’s fair

I’ve eaten snake.

This is definitely Floridian territory

Was it roadkill snake tho

You can’t eat roadkill snake in Texas. It may have gotten leprosy from the roadkill armadillo.

(I feel like I should say this is not a bit. Armadillos actually carry leprosy.)

Texas and Florida are in a constant game of “hold my beer.”

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