Me: "Bare with me everyone, it's my first day as a pirate. Whose timbers am I shivering?"
Pirate: "Me."
Me: "Okay, so I'm shivering your timbers and-"
Pirate: "No, ME! Shiver ME timbers."
Me: "Look, we shiverin' timbers or not?"
Pirate: "Arr."
Me: "Sorry, ARE we shiverin' timbers or not?"