“When you report that 30,000 Palestinians have died, you need to also acknowledge how many are still alive.” - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 363 days ago

“When you report that 30,000 Palestinians have died, you need to also acknowledge how many are still alive.”

"look at us we're the onion, we're doing actual journalism in the guise of satire"

“It means reporting the same number of Israeli deaths as Palestinian civilian deaths, no matter what the truth is.”
Brilliant.

This whole shit show is not fodder for humor of any kind. You jumped the shark, Onion.

Satire is at its most necessary when things are bleak.

Imagine missing the point this hard.

I do need to point out that 30,000 number comes from Hamas.

So?

Sew buttons on your underwear: zippers aren't in style.

Nice non-sequitur, Glenn.

My name is one syllable and it's on the screen.

Sorry, your name's spelt wrong and my spellcheck added the missing n. The incorrect spelling of your name is your problem, not mine, though.

Even Israel doesn't dispute the numbers, they just claim they are all Hamas.

Anyone reading your comment is gonna think "man fuck that guy"

Holy moly, prepare for a shit storm. 😅
But hey, i will take the bait. The 30 000 are confirmed by the Hamas Ministry of Health.

...still alive..

I thought this was the Onion, not the Daily Show.

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