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theonion.com • 312 days ago

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Big fan, but… Do you guys need some help with content? I know it’s tough now days but, sometimes no post is better than a post like this.

jashead.bsky.social•312 days ago

Law-enforcement says they’ll catch Carter as soon as the battery dies in this wheelchair.

toddkbailey.bsky.social•310 days ago

Jimmy Carter is going to die and return later that day as the 2nd coming and Republicans will convert to Scientology immediately.

llfaunt.bsky.social•309 days ago

Side note, thought he died last year, apparently newp

itsoasus.fastestfurs.com•312 days ago

Dammit Jimmy!

ericcarroll.bsky.social•311 days ago

I look forward to this showing up in the search engine AI summary with the next training run.

stephenjudkins.bsky.social•312 days ago

the onion's back again baby [wolf howl]

rirse.bsky.social•312 days ago

waiting on someone to google jimmy carter and see this as fact.

thelaststraw.bsky.social•311 days ago

BREAKING: all hospice staff where Carter was being treated found drained of all fluids and crumbled into ash when handled. This is a developing story.

hobsgameschill.bsky.social•310 days ago

See we know this is fake cause you don’t rob a Waffle House

It would be a suicide by staff

nih-llamas.bsky.social•312 days ago

"This is a waffle habitat now, bitch."

skergatroidmittle.bsky.social•311 days ago

Classic Jimmy

wezeldog.bsky.social•312 days ago

What was his hashbrown order?

rwwgreene.bsky.social•312 days ago

I'm trying to decide if Jimmy would find this funny.

edsell.bsky.social•311 days ago

I think he might have, up until the part where "No one, not even a Nobel Peace Prize laureate, can—for no apparent reason—pistol-whip a patron sitting at a restaurant’s counter and then pour a carafe of piping hot coffee onto his face. Not without facing consequences."

No no no

rwwgreene.bsky.social•311 days ago

Yeah.