Political Profile: Matt Gaetz theonion.com/political-pr... - ThreadSky

milesdavismorales.bsky.social•98 days ago

Why did you post Ray Liotta's stunt double from Goodfellas?

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michaelwhyman.bsky.social•98 days ago

I thought you guys was satire…

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johntwitter.bsky.social•98 days ago

Divide by two when he’s cruising for some Roblox and chill.

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bravehumans.bsky.social•98 days ago

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jalan-jeff.bsky.social•98 days ago

Age matches IQ.

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shdly.bsky.social•98 days ago

You know I'm not one to attack someone's looks, but I'll make an exception here. Does he not look like some species of alien from Star Wars?

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sayaklivious.bsky.social•96 days ago

I don't know who he is but "Age on Tinder - 22" is an ultimate insult 😊

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sivick314.bsky.social•98 days ago

His forehead keeps expanding

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gertskovpetersen.bsky.social•98 days ago

Reality bites

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gemma-babbler.com•98 days ago

He looks like his nose is a black hole swallowing up the rest of his face.

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bpecora.bsky.social•96 days ago

This picture explains the (Botox) eyebrow lift. I guess moderation is not Matt’s thing…

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bikepathrickross.bsky.social•98 days ago

Humorous tag: Matt Gaetz.

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thenaturalpolymath.bsky.social•98 days ago

Should be years in prison

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cryptidheart.bsky.social•98 days ago

Times two

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irish-norgie.bsky.social•98 days ago

Age on the House Floor? 6.

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savig.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is anybody else curious as to who else in congress today has the same type of allegations and/or investigations open/closed on them as well? This predatory behavior shouldn’t just be swept under the rug. I would be shocked if Gaetz was the only one.

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notmine20172025.bsky.social•94 days ago

Marge three toes threatened to expose all the drug and sex allegation, underage, rape, etc., against all of her REPUBLICAN colleagues if they released the report on matty. So, yeah, I’m curious. Cawthorn was booted out for revealing the orgies, including coke, that were going on…

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savig.bsky.social•93 days ago

I completely forgot about Cawthorn! Didn’t a sex tape get released from some congressional staffer (not involving Cawthorn) after he was made an example of by the his own party.

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notmine20172025.bsky.social•91 days ago

I don't remember one. Just remember a picture of him with some guy, I believe. Or maybe that guy was marge three toes lol. I'll try to remember. That was a while ago. I only have so much storage left in my brain lol

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tveith.bsky.social•98 days ago

Could this guy look more like Frankenstein?

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scottwiper.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is it just me or does Gaetz seem to have a very large head?
It’s got its own weather system!
https://youtu.be/IqycJpRdVaY

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yamerito.bsky.social•98 days ago

Kinda wild how hosting college asphyxiation-gooning parties (with fatalities) isn't even in the top 3 weirdest things about this creep.

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apuppydeer.online•95 days ago

i learn something new every day (what the fuck)

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djsubterrain.bsky.social•98 days ago

Why does he just look like the product of inbreeding? LOOK at him !

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drfixit.bsky.social•97 days ago

GOOD RIDDENCE

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flavourtoothpaste.bsky.social•98 days ago

If someone's slept with this man there's hope for me yet.

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bloren.bsky.social•98 days ago

Matt Gaetz is the offspring of Beavis and Butthead.

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hannity-shawn.bsky.social•98 days ago

His forehead is rented out as the drive in movie screen on Friday nights…

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angiekay.bsky.social•97 days ago

This must be before his eyebrows life & Marvel villain makeover

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platinumclit.bsky.social•98 days ago

Dude is starting to look like a middle-aged Butthead.

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paper-hat.bsky.social•95 days ago

🏆

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thepinkmonkey.bsky.social•98 days ago

Mixed with Eddie Munster...
Stephanie Miller calls him Rapey McForehead...

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laserjet4000.online•98 days ago

Oh well. Back to being president of the Eddie Munster look-a-like club.

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lkl0007.bsky.social•98 days ago

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artamisc.bsky.social•98 days ago

lol

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andymollition.bsky.social•96 days ago

ITS true that he looks like a mix of Frankenstein and Dracula

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channelingdavid.bsky.social•93 days ago

With a forehead that big, he must be thinking of the role of Herman Munster. Better don't audition for the role of Beaker from the Muppets. Though there's always Dancing with the Stars next year.

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channelingdavid.bsky.social•93 days ago

In dog years?

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infestedderpy.bsky.social•97 days ago

Why is he megamind

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jsalt1.bsky.social•98 days ago

The transformation is CRAZY!!!!

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notmine20172025.bsky.social•94 days ago

Went overboard on the Botox and surgery lol

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jsalt1.bsky.social•94 days ago

OVERKILLLLLL!!!!!!!!

We all know You did something LOLOL

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notmine20172025.bsky.social•91 days ago

Maybe.....maybe not. Only I know what I've done. I think, I hope...

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jsalt1.bsky.social•91 days ago

#MattGaetzVoice

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gainesay1.bsky.social•98 days ago

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jackjack59.bsky.social•96 days ago

Bwahahaha ok... who's the wise ass...
Beside me that is

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osky65.bsky.social•98 days ago

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colliu.bsky.social•98 days ago

Fun fact: Still illegal to bang 17 year-olds.

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mark-jay-321.bsky.social•97 days ago

😆

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mrbeefgnaw.bsky.social•98 days ago

Needs to donate at least half his forehead to charity

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brewmeisterjuan.bsky.social•98 days ago

Probably says "prefer young women who take personal checks if the date goes wrong fast"

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greatplainsgrandpa.bsky.social•98 days ago

& just hired as a lap dancer at the Villages …

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grizzlybator.bsky.social•98 days ago

What an awful dye job

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isurvivedwolf359.bsky.social•98 days ago

That pos has the most punchable face

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bbqtorix.bsky.social•98 days ago

😂😂

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goldiocks.bsky.social•98 days ago

There's one too many 2's in there!

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davomatiq.bsky.social•98 days ago

Is it me, or does he look like a young Billy Graham?

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thepinkmonkey.bsky.social•98 days ago

Nah...
Hairstyle maybe?

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davomatiq.bsky.social•98 days ago

Maybe that’s it.

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gregmussio.bsky.social•97 days ago

One would think that such an enormous domed skull would house an equally prodigious brain; unfortunately, the cavity is filled with child porn and lint.

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janelaughz.bsky.social•98 days ago

I dated a dude who put his age 10 years younger. I didn’t find out for a few months his real age 😂 it wasn’t until after we stopped dating that I realized why he had done it

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notmine20172025.bsky.social•94 days ago

There are a lot of sick men out there

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