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theonion.com • 76 days ago

Trump Daydreams About What He Would Do If He Were Rich
https://theonion.com/trump-daydreams-about-what-he-would-do-if-he-were-rich-1851264418/

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adawehi369.bsky.social•75 days ago

Remember when President Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize .... yeah those were better days !!!!

missinno.bsky.social•76 days ago

sherworkstechnologies.com•76 days ago

Please stop reporting actual news!

ceu---azul.bsky.social•76 days ago

isn't he rich NOW, that until being confirmed president he can get secret donations, and has promised whoever gives him a billion doesn't need to obey any laws?

cleavergal45.bsky.social•76 days ago

Probably form an aristocracy type government. Then, he would fill his cabinet with people who paid-to-play.

ooloncoluphid.bsky.social•75 days ago

Fix that broken spray-tan gun?

samuelfreeman.bsky.social•76 days ago

Maybe we could start a go fund me for him?

olebuc.bsky.social•76 days ago

Invest in a decent wig??

sayphenomenal.bsky.social•76 days ago

He can just ask his First Buddy what's it's like.

kcole63.bsky.social•76 days ago

Don't you really mean co-president?

fartful-dodger.bsky.social•76 days ago

Lmao

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•76 days ago

HE STILL HAS HIS HAIR AND HIS HEALTH!!!

markhammechanic61.bsky.social•76 days ago

He has his flap and his diapers.

samfedor.bsky.social•76 days ago

He'd show off his tax records.

b0bsmith.bsky.social•76 days ago

"Maybe I should buy a boat."

softopinion.bsky.social•76 days ago

I saw him work at a McDonalds and I think that really hit him

know-your-enemies.bsky.social•76 days ago

In a shocking revelation to the press, President-elect Donald Trump admits he doesn't know what POTUS stands for.
#TrumpedUpHeadlines

86lukem.bsky.social•76 days ago

People might not realize. He uses Doritos as a skincare routine.

dickynotes.bsky.social•75 days ago

Wait, wasn’t the Onion funny once? Yawn.

hil1bil1y.bsky.social•76 days ago

Why he looking like the grinches shit colored cousin?

richardchadwick.bsky.social•75 days ago

Hmm

leighmedeiros.bsky.social•76 days ago

😂 A+

lyintad.bsky.social•76 days ago

Hope the Trump Family reaches Romanov levels of rich.

malaforethought.bsky.social•76 days ago

I think the current goal is "Putinesque".

deadlight.bsky.social•76 days ago

Or at least health insurance CEO levels

profbdcohen.bsky.social•76 days ago

notdontrmp.bsky.social•76 days ago

Ah, Trump daydreaming about what he’d do if he were rich? I’m sure it’s the same old—buying more golf courses and tweeting nonsense. If he actually WAS rich, maybe he’d use some of that wealth to HELP people for once instead of just himself. We can dream, right?

tygone.bsky.social•76 days ago

He's selling America to the highest bidder, so he can be richer than Elon.

markhammechanic61.bsky.social•76 days ago

At $9.99 per lb, it may take a while.
If only he can run for King of England.

josephbartholomew.bsky.social•76 days ago

I'm guessing he would go golfing.

stevebuzinkai.bsky.social•76 days ago

Oh gods! You’re saying we’re all a daydream!?

aeiman.bsky.social•76 days ago

He can only dream about it. Not be ready for it.

pandorym.bsky.social•76 days ago

More SA probably...
The hush payments are catching up.

souleater1212.bsky.social•75 days ago

unapologeticmags.bsky.social•76 days ago

I wonder what he would look like if he wasn’t in drag. 🤔

angelamorpheus.bsky.social•76 days ago

So hideous that to gaze upon him is to lose one's sanity, I'm guessing.

demoth.bsky.social•75 days ago

I daydream about The Onion being funny again.

demoth.bsky.social•75 days ago

Well, one thing he could do is to receive a salary for being president, but...he didn't do that the first time he was president and won't do it this time again.

shaquiuk.bsky.social•76 days ago

You mean, rich *again* when bailed out by daddy trump because you've been bankrupt owing to financial incompetence at least four times? 🤔 😜

rizzocampbell.bsky.social•75 days ago

Still can’t figure out how bad at it you must be to go bankrupt owning a casino. (Ok, I know…but still)

soyandes.bsky.social•76 days ago

I think he still dreams about being a real boy

clwho.bsky.social•76 days ago

"If only I were an actual billionaire. I could have been the one to buy twitter and I wouldn't have to listen to this junky talking about robots all day long."

markteepee52.bsky.social•76 days ago

If he can be bought for 250m, he's not rich by any measure.

hueyrocks.bsky.social•76 days ago

That's the face of a man checking out the new McDonald's menu without the unwarranted surveillance (allegedly).

amalek420.bsky.social•76 days ago

If I had his money even at that age I’d be looking like a model! Yes I’d use my vast wealth to quickly improve my body and looks 🤷‍♂️ musk did it with his hair

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