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theonion.com • 73 days ago

Haven't you spent enough on your family?
https://store.theonion.com/products/global-tetrahedron-logo-shirt?_pos=2&_sid=0de858511&_ss=r&variant=42181213978693

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nasonguy.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’m still pissed how our all seeing and maleficent overlords, Global Tetrahedron, got shafted from buying up Infowars.

armthewhales.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hey, I made this today all by myself. Would you like to buy the reprint rights? I need bus fare to get home!

sdodecahedron.bsky.social•43 days ago

The Stellated Dodecahedron salutes the Global Tetrahedron.
We are the Central Pacific branch of the Feline Bureau of the Invisible Government of the World. Those Illuminati wannabes tried to get us to join with them,but we just laughed all the way to the Pacific Ocean underground portal!

scifi-toaster.bsky.social•73 days ago

Are you able to start a go-fund-me or something to crowd source cash for the purchase of infowars? I think a lot of people would get behind that.

aethered.bsky.social•73 days ago

Will my purchase be used to bury Alex Jones?

jh496.bsky.social•73 days ago

I think that's an icosahedron.

larvalstage.bsky.social•73 days ago

12 sides means dodecahedron
20 is the icosohedron
pentagons for the former
triangles for the latter

jh496.bsky.social•73 days ago

I was close :)

larvalstage.bsky.social•73 days ago

definitely
both are close siblings
in the family
of regular polyhedrons
not like that
blasphemous monster
the scutoid

kygavelbanger.bsky.social•73 days ago

It's okay, I guess. But I really wanted to get them a Dyson Sphere.

colonthree4555.bsky.social•73 days ago

Take Infowars back

arthomnix.dev•73 days ago

i love how the global tetrahedron logo is actually a dodecahedron

projekction.bsky.social•73 days ago

SHHHH! don’t say that out loud

johnwebbb.bsky.social•73 days ago

Dude, they are going to kill you now!

usa24x7.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Who needs family when you can invest in infinite growth? That t-shirt is the perfect way to showcase your commitment to, uh, marketing your way through life. Just remember to buy one for each family member to keep the circle of 'support' going!

fraapaul.bsky.social•73 days ago

Purchased on the hope that this funds the eventual takeover of InfoWars. Mr. Tetraeder needs his concentrated supplement to lead us effectively.

fandru.bsky.social•73 days ago

You wish is my command. Purchased.

alconvin.bsky.social•73 days ago

𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱'𝔰 𝔞 𝔡𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔥𝔢𝔡𝔯𝔬𝔫??

hardwarelust.bsky.social•73 days ago

Nice, something to wear while I am standing by...

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